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Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Hobbit Hazel: "Hop it Gormless!"

Ha ha ha! I can't stop laughing!
He who laughs last... imagining Tony watching the news.

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Well, we did say stay tuned to the TV for more developments. How obvious was that?

Yes, we of course make reference to the news that Hazel Blears has quit her Government post in order to spend more time with all the other hobbits of Middle-Earth.

In the process, she has made Gordon McBuffoon look even more of a PM lacking authority, lacking a clue, and generally making him now look even more like Billy No-Mates... apart from his lizard like pal Milliband and the Sesame Street character cunningly disguised as Chancellor of the Exchequer.

There is speculation that the WAGs - Women Against Gordon - are staging a coup to get rid of Gordon because the male members of ZaNuLiebour are a bit lacking in the spine department.

Some are now saying that, together with the anticipated wipe out in the elections tomorrow, that McBuffoon will be gone by Tuesday.

In the name of having a country left to live in, we pray that will be so.

Meanwhile, could the last Labour Party supporter to chuck in their membership card please turn off the lights? We're all eco-friendly now, don't you know?

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