Spotted Boris Johnson out and about today. He was held up at the same set of traffic lights that this blogger was crossing.
He gets about a bit, huh? One day he's taking on the N-EU World Order, next minute he's staging a takeover of the plodders, and then he still manages his diary well enough to be able to cycle about his business.
Actually, this cycling must be doing him good. He was looking like he's lost a few pounds, in our opinion.
Are us Brits allowed to refer to pounds and ounces? Only, we haven't a clue how much weight he might have lost in grams and kilos.
It's a bit like one of those "how many sweets in the jar?" things that you probably remember from your school special events, before everyone who ever went within twenty miles of a school became deemed a threat or suspicious under ZaNuLiebour.
So, how many grams less in weight is Boris carrying this week?
Answers on the back of a now banned bright light bulb's cardboard box packaging to...
...eeek, sorry I mentioned the cardboard boxes. They'll probably note that and ban the boxes from these dull bulbs we all have to have now...
We all live in the environmentally friendly dark, now. Hope ROSPA still do those shiny badge things for cyclists. We need a few around the house now that we can no longer see around in the dark any more.
We love the EU today. We've decided if we treat them as a comedy show, we'll get far less wound up by them.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when we can't vote for UKIP or the politicians that we actually like...
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