The Talking Clock: Anyone for a hosepipe ban?

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Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Anyone for a hosepipe ban?

So, we switched on the news just now and had fifteen minutes of 'shock' 'horror' nonsense because of a bit of snow in the middle of winter.

Worst winter in a decade, worst winter in 25 or 30 years... blah blah blah.

Back to normal, pre-hockey stick graph then?

What they really mean is we are encountering normal weather for the time of year.

Dreaming of a white Christmas just like the ones you used to know?

It snowed three days before Christmas.

And it's snowing on twelfth night.

It snows at Christmas sometimes. Get over it.

Then summer will come. The sun will shine for three days. And we'll have to ban everything that marks Western civilisation out as civilisation in horror at 'global warming'.

It'll piddle down for weeks and weeks as it always does in this island in the middle of the North Atlantic. The wind will blow a bit.

And the moment the sun shines for a day, they'll impose a hosepipe ban.

One bad winter does not prove 'global warming' to be a load of old hocum... just as a couple of warm years and the occasional flood do not prove Armageddon is nigh.

We like to think Mother Nature is having the last laugh after all the nonsense we've heard about the 'man made global warming' apocalypse.

But you watch the screaming and screeching the next time the sun dares to shine.

Enjoy the snow. And get out with cameras lest anyone should wish to hide the decline.

See also: Andrew Neil's blog

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Forever... Diana

...genuine goodness is threatening to those at the opposite end of the moral spectrum.

"And when I look at people in public life... I'm not a political animal but I think the biggest disease this world suffers from in this day and age is the disease of people feeling unloved, and I know that I can give love - for a minute, for an hour, for a day, for a month, but I can give. I'm very happy to do that and I want to do that."
- Diana, Princess of Wales, 1996

"I think the British people need someone in public life to give affection, to make them feel important, to support them, to give them light in their dark tunnels. I see it as a possibly unique role, and yes, I've had difficulties, as everybody has witnessed over the years, but let's now use the knowledge I've gathered to help other people in distress."
- Diana, Princess of Wales, 1996

"Diana was the very essence of compassion, of duty, of style, of beauty. All over the world she was a symbol of selfless humanity, a standard-bearer for the rights of the truly downtrodden, a truly British girl who transcended nationality."
- Earl Spencer

"..she was our guardian, friend and protector. She never once allowed her unfaltering love for us to go unspoken or undemonstrated. She will always be remembered for her amazing public works. But behind the media glare, to us, just two loving children, she was quite simply the best mother in the world."
- Prince Harry

The People's Sovereignty

"...our membership of the European Union has removed our democracy; it has taken away the right of the British people to elect and dismiss those who make their laws. Our system of representative parliamentary democracy, for which millions have died over hundreds of years, has been frittered away. It no longer serves the people. That is why the time has come to give power back to the people. They deserve it anyway; it is their power and it belongs to them. Before long their anger will overflow if they do not get it back."

- Former UKIP leader Lord Pearson in the House of Lords, 5th February 2009

British resistance and liberty

"We British have in a very special way contributed to Europe. Over the centuries we have fought to prevent Europe from falling under the dominance of a single power. We have fought and we have died for her freedom. Only miles from here, in Belgium, lie the bodies of 120,000 British soldiers who died in the First World War.

Had it not been for that willingness to fight and to die, Europe would have been united long before now - but not in liberty, not in justice. It was British support to resistance movements throughout the last War that helped to keep alive the flame of liberty in so many countries until the day of liberation."

- Margaret Thatcher, Bruges, 1992

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Anyone for a hosepipe ban?

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