Be a Jedi, or they'll use the force

The Daily Telegraph is reporting that councils are giving police powers to an "army" of officials to force us all to fill in next year's most intrusive census survey ever.

It has already been the case that refusal to fill in the census form could lead to prosecution, but as the newspaper points out, in practise that has seldom been put into practise.

Next year, it will all be different.

So, if you don't fill in the form, you can expect to be dragged to the police station, prosecuted and fined up to £1,000.

The last time the census was taken in Britain, tens of thousands of people stated that their religion was 'Jedi' after it became believed that if enough people named a religion, the state would have to recognise it.

According to reports, the new census forms ask us a load of questions about our sex lives.

The last regime that demanded of their population information about their sex lives to put into a database was probably Hitler's Nazi Party - 'Nazi', of course, being an abbreviated form of the name of the 'national socialist' party.

Hitler's national socialists (or Nazi's) cancelled all civil liberties after what is widely believed to have been a 'false flag' attack against itself.

The current British socialists of New Labour are also waging war on the British people and their civil liberties.

That they now demand information of whether we prefer men's dangly bits or not is somewhat telling.

Draw whatever parallels you wish. They may be uncomfortable to recognise, but it is New Labour policies that are forcing the parallels to be noticed.

So, prepare to be forced to come out as a Jedi Knight again.

And on the page where it asks about our sexual practises, why don't we all glue in a photograph of a happy looking sheep and a pair of Wellington boots?