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Wednesday, 3 November 2010

A totally gratuitous p***-take of the Leftist Tories

I do apologise all round for the following p***-take.

It's just that I was trying to fathom what on earth happened to the party that, until Dave, was the Conservative Party.

The starting point was to recall what their election literature and imagery was like.

And, from memory, it was less like the Conservative Party and more like the W.I. Conservation Society.

All those blues and greens, and images of fuzzy trees.

Then it got me thinking... all Dave needed to complete the image was a pink watering can in order for him to go and tend the crocuses and bluebells.

And then it dawned on me!

Then I remembered exactly who it is that Dave reminds me of!

Walter the Softy from The Beano.

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