Sunday Paper Review: 19th December 2010

Not much Christmas spirit here, I'm afraid.

Instead, it is beholden on me to point out that none of the following is made up. Links are provided to all the relevant stories.

We start the misery with the Sunday Telegraph which trumpets big with a 'swine flu' story, but I think we all heard enough of that claptrap last time.

Either the Big Pharma are coming back for more of what they see the globalist bankers keep getting, else last time was the dry run for the chemtrail delivered eugenicist attack.

Either way, we're buggered.

So, let's laugh, instead, at a different story in the same newspaper. Well, when the situation is so utterly dire, what alternative is there but to laugh at how pathetic our 'leaders' are..?

What we get is a report that: "Air Vice-Marshal Greg Bagwell, commander of the RAF’s No 1 Group, which controls all Britain’s fast jet combat aircraft" has warned that Cameron's surrender to the European Empire will leave us in a position whereby "our air force will be little better than Belgium’s".

As you know, David Cameron recently announced that we're to be defended in a bizarre timeshare deal with the French (stop laughing quite so loudly).

Oh! Hitler could only dream of such treachery being committed by our own... that 'the few' should have been reduced to so few in order to please the dictators on the European mainland...

The defiant British - surrendered, lock stock and barrel, without a weapon being fired in defence.

Now we're told by The People that "SAS teams may get new cloth badge containing a two-way radio."

Why not go the whole hog? We could get all of our tanks, battleships and planes manufactured by Fisher Price and the whole defence of the realm in the hands of Wallace and Gromit.

Dear me.

Captain Mainwaring, Corporal Jones and the Home Guard would have managed better. In fact, we may as well start up local Home Guard groups again. Sound like a jolly good idea to me.

In a further blow to all things British, the Mail on Sunday reports on how the Germans and the Dutch are favourites to buy our Royal Mail. Once they do, they will be allowed to remove the Queen's head from our postage stamps.

Odd that the Germans would want to, really... after all, "Saxe-Coburg-Gotha" is such a wonderfully traditional name. Outside Britain.

If only Her Majesty had stood good on her Coronation Oaths...

Bet she'll still send your letters of complaint about treason to the Foreign Office, too - that is, after all, what Buckingham Palace wrote to you all and told you had been done with them, huh? Wonder what database that move got you all listed on?

One thinks that the name "Spencer" would have been such a nicer former name for a Queen of England, but there we go.

Guess I'll have to enter 'lawful rebellion' in 2011 now, too... wonder how close to a million people they are now?

The Independent on Sunday has a special report on how the "high cost of credit sends a growing number of Britons into poverty".

Things are so bad, apparently, that "the Government confirmed yesterday that job centre staff will start issuing vouchers for people to exchange for emergency food supplies. The scheme will begin next month and roll out nationally in April."

Think it's just the workshy at risk? The IoS doesn't. It reports: "It is not just the poor that are going to be hit. Many middle-class homeowners are expected to fall into serious debt if interest rates rise."

I'm sure none of you need reminding, but - just in case - the IoS adds: "taxpayers were landed with a £850bn bail-out bill last year."

That's right. You've paid your taxes, you worthless piece of trash member of the public. Best part of a trillion quid looted? Tah, muchly. You can go die of hypothermia and starvation now that you've served your purpose. Have a nice death. Don't leave the gutters cluttered with your corpse.

And I bet the attitude of the 'elite' isn't so far removed from that, you know. That's probably how they see us.

Still, we're not alone - as we pointed out yesterday.

Today, The Observer also reports on an "attack on a politician in broad daylight has highlighted how desperate Greeks are becoming about political decisions imposed on them."

Sounds familiar. Here in the UK, the 'students' have demonstrated their frustrations and I suspect that there'll be a lot more groups in 2011 who are also desperate to show their frustration about "political decisions imposed on them".

First major taking to the streets to oppose the European Empire, I WILL be there.

Not that one of the most hated politicians in Britain need worry. The Sunday Mirror reports that: "Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has been given a £300,000 armoured Jaguar to protect him from anarchist protesters."

Awww... were the big scary public people a bit too scary for you, Nicky boy?

So, if you "want to talk to Nick"... too bad - you've got no chance of getting near the pathetic little snivelling guttersnipe of a FibDem-leading agent of Brussels now.

No, I don't like him. Or his European Empire.

And finally... Christmas is coming. The Sunday Express has a cute story about the Nennet tribes of north-west Siberia and their reindeer.