"Dear Australian Head of State,
We would like to place ourselves at your mercy and request a stay of execution for our television program, The Chaser's Royal Wedding Commentary.
We, like Kate, are commoners, and were looking forward to celebrating her wedding to your exalted grandson with a few affectionate observations.
To ensure that our coverage was respectful, we were only planning to use jokes that Prince Phillip has previously made in public, or at least the ones that don't violate racial vilification laws. We've also filmed a joke about hunting grouse which we think you might enjoy.
We Australians are a simple people who don't often get to watch that kind of pomp. The last big wedding we had here was Scott and Charlene on Neighbours. We've asked around, and there are at least six people in this outpost of your empire who would quite like to watch our commentary.
Please consider our plea.
We have the honour to be, Madam, Your Majesty's humble and obedient servants,
Cheers,
The Chaser
PS: How serious are you about treason laws?"
- Australian comedy team The Chaser's letter to their Head of State, our Queen, after Australian broadcaster ABC had to pull their satirical wedding commentary at threat of having broadcasts of the wedding to Australia banned from the airwaves at Royal command
To answer the 'P.S.' guys, stay tuned. We did write to Her Majesty about the treason being committed by Andrew Duff MEP and we're still waiting for a reply. We're up to seven weeks so far...
H/T: Prison Planet.com
Friday, 29 April 2011
Quote of the Day: 29th April 2011
So, the lovely spectacle of the Royal Wedding is over. Loved the patriotism, thought that William and Catherine were spectacular, thought Harry was particularly lovely and dashing, laughed at the description of the Middleton family as "middle class" after hearing Kate's rather dashing brother reading out in a voice that was certainly characteristic of wealth and elocution lessons, Kate's sister as bridesmaid was utterly flawless and elegant...
...hated seeing the Rottweiler Camilla (ha! ha! Diana's son, not yours, so back off!) who did at least almost entertain us with what looked set to be a Michael Jackson moment, baby dangling on the balcony of Buckingham Palace; poor baby...
...got sick of hearing about the dress (lovely though it was)...
...thought the drive of William and Catherine in the Aston Martin from Buckingham Palace to Clarence House was particularly lovely and had all of the hallmarks of Diana about it...
and NOW, we can get back to normal with our 'Quote of the Day'.
This appeared in the press late last night and has had me chuckling ever since. Here's the quote:
"I don't know what it is about some people on the Left. It seems that when they put the socialism in, they take the sense of humour out."
- David Cameron sums it up in a nutshell
Okay, wedding niceties are over. Back to hostility against idiots in public life... now!
...hated seeing the Rottweiler Camilla (ha! ha! Diana's son, not yours, so back off!) who did at least almost entertain us with what looked set to be a Michael Jackson moment, baby dangling on the balcony of Buckingham Palace; poor baby...
...got sick of hearing about the dress (lovely though it was)...
...thought the drive of William and Catherine in the Aston Martin from Buckingham Palace to Clarence House was particularly lovely and had all of the hallmarks of Diana about it...
and NOW, we can get back to normal with our 'Quote of the Day'.
This appeared in the press late last night and has had me chuckling ever since. Here's the quote:
"I don't know what it is about some people on the Left. It seems that when they put the socialism in, they take the sense of humour out."
- David Cameron sums it up in a nutshell
Okay, wedding niceties are over. Back to hostility against idiots in public life... now!
Best wishes to Diana's son, the future King of England
This is an unusually cheesy, non-cynical post for this blog. Readers of a squeamish disposition are advised to look away now. However...
We expect that many of our readers are bored sick with every online retailer using the excuse of the Royal Wedding to promote their services, and with seeing the mainstream media taken over with coverage of William and Kate's marriage.
So, with hours to go until the young couple tie the knot, a short Talking Clock perspective.
We send our best of wishes to Prince William and his bride.
And, as a Diana supporting blog, we would remind all of those in the establishment, those in the military industrial complex, and those who have nastiness in their hearts which caused them to knock Diana...
...she won't go quietly.
She may have been gotten rid of physically, but she lives on - in the spirit of Englishmen and woman and in the hearts of humanitarians around the world who remember her for her great compassion and caring.
That young man who is getting married today? He has Diana's pure English blood running through his veins and part of her soul beating in his heart.
The future King of England...
And when William takes the throne, Diana will take her place there with him, too.
For that reason, we send him our best wishes...
...and we're sure that Diana will be very proud, as she pops back in to this world to be there for her son on his special day.
We expect that many of our readers are bored sick with every online retailer using the excuse of the Royal Wedding to promote their services, and with seeing the mainstream media taken over with coverage of William and Kate's marriage.
So, with hours to go until the young couple tie the knot, a short Talking Clock perspective.
We send our best of wishes to Prince William and his bride.
And, as a Diana supporting blog, we would remind all of those in the establishment, those in the military industrial complex, and those who have nastiness in their hearts which caused them to knock Diana...
...she won't go quietly.
She may have been gotten rid of physically, but she lives on - in the spirit of Englishmen and woman and in the hearts of humanitarians around the world who remember her for her great compassion and caring.
That young man who is getting married today? He has Diana's pure English blood running through his veins and part of her soul beating in his heart.
The future King of England...
And when William takes the throne, Diana will take her place there with him, too.
For that reason, we send him our best wishes...
...and we're sure that Diana will be very proud, as she pops back in to this world to be there for her son on his special day.
Wednesday, 27 April 2011
PMQ's: The 'calm down, dear' edition
The swine of Westminster are back at work in their trough.
And what splendid way have the Labour benches heralded their return to their overpaid jobs?
By kicking up a stink about the use of the phrase "calm down, dear".
Now, we're no fan of David Cameron particularly.
...but really, is this the best that the Labour benches can muster? A fuss about the phrase "calm down, dear"..?
It's reported as being the most important thing happening in Britain today. See here, here, here and here.
This is modern Britain - where a term of endearment is the highest form of offence, apparently.
Utterly pathetic.
In other news, the Daily Telegraph reports that: "A fear of offending Muslims allowed extremists into Britain before the 2005 London Tube and bus bombings, a former Labour minister with close links to the intelligence services has admitted."
This would be the same Labour that is up in arms over the phrase "calm down, dear" would it?
That they don't see how pathetic they are is baffling.
I've a message for all the Labour loonies 'offended' by the phrase: calm down, dear.
And watch the clip carefully to see your leader, Ed Miliband, laughing his head off over the matter.
Now get on and do your job - all of you in the Westminster trough - and get this country back off her knees.
Such a pathetic disgrace. Not the "calm down, dear" phrase. Not at all.
...but the reaction to it is the pathetic disgrace that we, the people have been accustomed to having to witness.
And we pay them for this crap?
Scandalous.
And what splendid way have the Labour benches heralded their return to their overpaid jobs?
By kicking up a stink about the use of the phrase "calm down, dear".
Now, we're no fan of David Cameron particularly.
...but really, is this the best that the Labour benches can muster? A fuss about the phrase "calm down, dear"..?
It's reported as being the most important thing happening in Britain today. See here, here, here and here.
This is modern Britain - where a term of endearment is the highest form of offence, apparently.
Utterly pathetic.
In other news, the Daily Telegraph reports that: "A fear of offending Muslims allowed extremists into Britain before the 2005 London Tube and bus bombings, a former Labour minister with close links to the intelligence services has admitted."
This would be the same Labour that is up in arms over the phrase "calm down, dear" would it?
That they don't see how pathetic they are is baffling.
I've a message for all the Labour loonies 'offended' by the phrase: calm down, dear.
And watch the clip carefully to see your leader, Ed Miliband, laughing his head off over the matter.
Now get on and do your job - all of you in the Westminster trough - and get this country back off her knees.
Such a pathetic disgrace. Not the "calm down, dear" phrase. Not at all.
...but the reaction to it is the pathetic disgrace that we, the people have been accustomed to having to witness.
And we pay them for this crap?
Scandalous.
Tuesday, 26 April 2011
Quote of the Day: 26th April 2011
"On a point of order, Mr Speaker. Vicky Haigh, a horse trainer and former jockey, was the subject of an attempt by Doncaster council to imprison her for speaking at a meeting in Parliament."
- John Hemming MP exposes the disgusting state of democracy and freedom in Britain, the freedom and democracy spreading nation.
H/T: Guido
- John Hemming MP exposes the disgusting state of democracy and freedom in Britain, the freedom and democracy spreading nation.
H/T: Guido
Gord help us... Ken Clarke becomes the Conservative Party's secret EU-sceptic opponent! LOL!
Dear me. When, as a blogger, I read as many of the news reports floating around as I do, I really have to laugh occasionally at the absurdity of some of what goes on - supposedly in our name.
Today's source of much mirth is the sight of Ken Clarke, the Conservative Party's new unleashed EU-sceptic weapon!
This would be the same Ken Clarke who is documented - on paper - in the Houses of Parliament as being a Bilderberg Group attendee. The same Ken Clarke who has every fibre of his being a europhile.
But don't let those little details stop the Conservative Party trundling him out ahead of elections.
The Daily Telegraph proclaims: "European judges must respect national differences in interpreting the law and not seek to impose new legislation on British citizens, Ken Clarke, the Justice Secretary, has warned."
Ha ha! How funny! And this would be the same Ken Clarke who has been one of the driving forces of shoving our great country into the clutches of the Brussels dictatorship, would it?
Good grief... is this April Fool's Day, delayed due to a shift in the magnetic poles or something?
...but it gets even better. The Daily Mail has the same story.
To illustrate it online, their picture editor has added to the "Conservatives are tough on Europe!" sham by digging out their best photograph of Ken Clarke wearing an 'angry' face.
He looks like John Prescott after a rough day, chewing a wasp while having mosquitoes nibble on his privates in the photograph. Hilarious.
So, what is the moral of this story?
There's local elections coming up. The Conservatives are desperate. So Conservative supporting newspapers are pushing the line that the Conservatives are tough on the project every good Englishman despises - the European Union.
...and some people might have been daft enough to believe it.
Then someone suggested they trundle Ken Clarke out to front the idea.
Hilarious!
Election coming up? Hate Europe? Want your country and her democracy back? Well, who would you trust more to deliver? UKIP and Nigel Farage... or Ken 'Bilderberg' Clarke and the 'Cast Iron' Conservatives..?
Not that anyone can do much at local elections anyway. They can't even decide how often to empty the bins - the European Union dictates that policy.
Today's source of much mirth is the sight of Ken Clarke, the Conservative Party's new unleashed EU-sceptic weapon!
This would be the same Ken Clarke who is documented - on paper - in the Houses of Parliament as being a Bilderberg Group attendee. The same Ken Clarke who has every fibre of his being a europhile.
But don't let those little details stop the Conservative Party trundling him out ahead of elections.
The Daily Telegraph proclaims: "European judges must respect national differences in interpreting the law and not seek to impose new legislation on British citizens, Ken Clarke, the Justice Secretary, has warned."
Ha ha! How funny! And this would be the same Ken Clarke who has been one of the driving forces of shoving our great country into the clutches of the Brussels dictatorship, would it?
Good grief... is this April Fool's Day, delayed due to a shift in the magnetic poles or something?
...but it gets even better. The Daily Mail has the same story.
To illustrate it online, their picture editor has added to the "Conservatives are tough on Europe!" sham by digging out their best photograph of Ken Clarke wearing an 'angry' face.
He looks like John Prescott after a rough day, chewing a wasp while having mosquitoes nibble on his privates in the photograph. Hilarious.
So, what is the moral of this story?
There's local elections coming up. The Conservatives are desperate. So Conservative supporting newspapers are pushing the line that the Conservatives are tough on the project every good Englishman despises - the European Union.
...and some people might have been daft enough to believe it.
Then someone suggested they trundle Ken Clarke out to front the idea.
Hilarious!
Election coming up? Hate Europe? Want your country and her democracy back? Well, who would you trust more to deliver? UKIP and Nigel Farage... or Ken 'Bilderberg' Clarke and the 'Cast Iron' Conservatives..?
Not that anyone can do much at local elections anyway. They can't even decide how often to empty the bins - the European Union dictates that policy.
Go on... accuse The Guardian and The Daily Telegraph of being tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorists, then...
Oh dear. The New World Order is unravelling still further.
Al Qaeda - as the well read amongst you may know - is an organisation which was set up originally with massive CIA funding (former Foreign Secretary Robin Cook revealed just before he died while out walking) to help defeat the Russians in Afghanistan.
Their big bad bogeyman, Osama bin Laden, has an extremely wealthy family which was ushered out of the United States just after 9/11 - a family with close business ties to the Bush family.
But let us not digress. Al Qaeda. Big scary lunatics, because of whom we must surrender all of our freedoms and liberties.
Some of us have said: "Pull the other one!" for ages.
And what exactly have we been saying, us barmy, tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorists?
Well, how about the exact same things as are in today's newspapers..?
Let's start with the leftist leaning The Guardian, shall we?
How's this for a headline: "Guantánamo Bay files: Al-Qaida assassin 'worked for MI6'"
Ooops! Told you so.
Ahhh, but they're loony lefties - they would say that!
Okay, let's get a headline from today's Daily Telegraph instead.
How about: "The BBC is accused of being part of a “possible propaganda media network” for Al Qaeda, according to the leaked US files on the Guantanamo detainees."
Ahhh, the BBC. There's a surprise.
Daily Express headline anyone? They have: "TERROR SUSPECT 'WAS BRITISH AGENT'"
Oh, but don't believe any of those sources. Demented conspiracy theorists, obviously.
Obviously.
Obviously, those of us who have been warning about corruption and a New World Order and false flag terror have been barking up ...the right tree, all along.
Do take it all in. I know, it's not The X Factor, but life is a bit bollocks like that, sometimes. There's this nasty little thing called reality which keeps setting in. Shame really.
Anyway, we hate to say we told you so, but...
Al Qaeda - as the well read amongst you may know - is an organisation which was set up originally with massive CIA funding (former Foreign Secretary Robin Cook revealed just before he died while out walking) to help defeat the Russians in Afghanistan.
Their big bad bogeyman, Osama bin Laden, has an extremely wealthy family which was ushered out of the United States just after 9/11 - a family with close business ties to the Bush family.
But let us not digress. Al Qaeda. Big scary lunatics, because of whom we must surrender all of our freedoms and liberties.
Some of us have said: "Pull the other one!" for ages.
And what exactly have we been saying, us barmy, tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorists?
Well, how about the exact same things as are in today's newspapers..?
Let's start with the leftist leaning The Guardian, shall we?
How's this for a headline: "Guantánamo Bay files: Al-Qaida assassin 'worked for MI6'"
Ooops! Told you so.
Ahhh, but they're loony lefties - they would say that!
Okay, let's get a headline from today's Daily Telegraph instead.
How about: "The BBC is accused of being part of a “possible propaganda media network” for Al Qaeda, according to the leaked US files on the Guantanamo detainees."
Ahhh, the BBC. There's a surprise.
Daily Express headline anyone? They have: "TERROR SUSPECT 'WAS BRITISH AGENT'"
Oh, but don't believe any of those sources. Demented conspiracy theorists, obviously.
Obviously.
Obviously, those of us who have been warning about corruption and a New World Order and false flag terror have been barking up ...the right tree, all along.
Do take it all in. I know, it's not The X Factor, but life is a bit bollocks like that, sometimes. There's this nasty little thing called reality which keeps setting in. Shame really.
Anyway, we hate to say we told you so, but...
Sunday, 24 April 2011
Sunday Paper Review: 24th April 2011
A belated best of wishes for St. George's Day to all of our readers.
At these times of difficulty when Olde England is at threat from enemies, foreign and domestic (treacherous EU-loving enemies of the people), we thought we'd start by invoking Chesterton:
So, onto this week's Sunday newspapers.
The printed version of the Sunday Telegraph will hopefully have a better written article than that which is online... but the story in question is potentially huge.
Used wisely, it is the new expenses scandal and the younger brother of Climategate.
This is news that: "A shadowy lobby group which pushes the case that global warming is a real threat is being funded by the taxpayer and assisted by the BBC."
The article goes on to expose how one of the key supporters of the group - Globe International - was party to clearing the scientists embroiled in the Climategate scandal, without declaring their interests in the lobby group.
Follow the money... or at least read the story. It's really quite mind-blowing and tells you everything you need to know about 'man made global warming'.
Man made global warming..? Come on.. don't be a 'denier'. You know what that is. It's the system by which we give a very rich globalist in India billions of pounds to close down a British business and export the exact same industrial and manufacturing processes to India, where wages are lower. We then send a cheque to Al Gore and all is well with the world. But you knew that already, right?
The Observer has a piece about the resurrection of Irish terror groups.
Oh dear. Let's re-write that one, shall we?
Since the own-goal of a globalist war against Libya, the entire globe is now awake and aware that 'Al-Qaeda' is actually a globalist funded 'terror' organisation who are used to get rid of national leaders who the globalists do not like and who also are used as an excuse to remove all of our freedoms and liberties.
So, we're all aware and awake on that one... back to the original plan. The globalists are going to blame the Irish.
Irish people exist! Quick! We must keep you safe. Strip naked before entering a shopping centre (for your safety) and lick that policeman's boots, slave! It's all for your own good! Those wicked Irish people really exist!
What a load of old tosh.
The hands of solidarity extend very firmly across the Irish Sea, joining the repressed English with all of our Irish brethren. We, the people are definitely all in this together. Whatever 'it' is...
The Independent on Sunday nails it's colours to a mast of opinion over journalism, heavily trying to lead their readers into believing that there is no genuine question mark over the birth certificate ofBarry Soetoro President Obama.
Despite the heavily one sided view that the newspaper takes, they do at least report the fact that "about a quarter of the entire US population" believe that Obama was not born in the United States and is therefore constitutionally unable to be President.
Not that little things like constitutions mean much in the post-democratic global tyranny that we've all fallen under.
In this country, our WRITTEN constitution says that it is unlawful for England to be part of the European Union...
The Mail on Sunday reports that: "Every new pet dog will be microchipped under sweeping Government regulations to combat dangerous animals."
So what? It's only what Jacqui Smith and the Labour Party had been planning for the humans.
The Sunday Express has a piece about a High Court ruling on Payment Protection Insurance which, it says, will place free banking under threat.
Free banking? Didn't the banks just loot us all out of a TRILLION pound?
When is free banking not free banking? When it costs us a trillion quid.
And finally... The People reports that Prince William will make a "touching tribute to his late mother Diana in his wedding speech."
Goosebumps. What a lovely lad. He'll do me for King.
With our eternally-beautiful Diana officially restored to 'Her Royal Highness' title under her State position as The King's Mother, Diana, Princess of Wales.
At these times of difficulty when Olde England is at threat from enemies, foreign and domestic (treacherous EU-loving enemies of the people), we thought we'd start by invoking Chesterton:
Smile at us, pay us; pass us; but do not quite forget.
For we are the people of England, that never have spoken yet
So, onto this week's Sunday newspapers.
The printed version of the Sunday Telegraph will hopefully have a better written article than that which is online... but the story in question is potentially huge.
Used wisely, it is the new expenses scandal and the younger brother of Climategate.
This is news that: "A shadowy lobby group which pushes the case that global warming is a real threat is being funded by the taxpayer and assisted by the BBC."
The article goes on to expose how one of the key supporters of the group - Globe International - was party to clearing the scientists embroiled in the Climategate scandal, without declaring their interests in the lobby group.
Follow the money... or at least read the story. It's really quite mind-blowing and tells you everything you need to know about 'man made global warming'.
Man made global warming..? Come on.. don't be a 'denier'. You know what that is. It's the system by which we give a very rich globalist in India billions of pounds to close down a British business and export the exact same industrial and manufacturing processes to India, where wages are lower. We then send a cheque to Al Gore and all is well with the world. But you knew that already, right?
The Observer has a piece about the resurrection of Irish terror groups.
Oh dear. Let's re-write that one, shall we?
Since the own-goal of a globalist war against Libya, the entire globe is now awake and aware that 'Al-Qaeda' is actually a globalist funded 'terror' organisation who are used to get rid of national leaders who the globalists do not like and who also are used as an excuse to remove all of our freedoms and liberties.
So, we're all aware and awake on that one... back to the original plan. The globalists are going to blame the Irish.
Irish people exist! Quick! We must keep you safe. Strip naked before entering a shopping centre (for your safety) and lick that policeman's boots, slave! It's all for your own good! Those wicked Irish people really exist!
What a load of old tosh.
The hands of solidarity extend very firmly across the Irish Sea, joining the repressed English with all of our Irish brethren. We, the people are definitely all in this together. Whatever 'it' is...
The Independent on Sunday nails it's colours to a mast of opinion over journalism, heavily trying to lead their readers into believing that there is no genuine question mark over the birth certificate of
Despite the heavily one sided view that the newspaper takes, they do at least report the fact that "about a quarter of the entire US population" believe that Obama was not born in the United States and is therefore constitutionally unable to be President.
Not that little things like constitutions mean much in the post-democratic global tyranny that we've all fallen under.
In this country, our WRITTEN constitution says that it is unlawful for England to be part of the European Union...
The Mail on Sunday reports that: "Every new pet dog will be microchipped under sweeping Government regulations to combat dangerous animals."
So what? It's only what Jacqui Smith and the Labour Party had been planning for the humans.
The Sunday Express has a piece about a High Court ruling on Payment Protection Insurance which, it says, will place free banking under threat.
Free banking? Didn't the banks just loot us all out of a TRILLION pound?
When is free banking not free banking? When it costs us a trillion quid.
And finally... The People reports that Prince William will make a "touching tribute to his late mother Diana in his wedding speech."
Goosebumps. What a lovely lad. He'll do me for King.
With our eternally-beautiful Diana officially restored to 'Her Royal Highness' title under her State position as The King's Mother, Diana, Princess of Wales.
Friday, 22 April 2011
Gordon Brown: Proof that the world is governed by madmen
Really, you couldn't make this up...
Even though David Cameron has vowed to block Gordon Brown's passage to becoming Lord High Emperor of the criminal cartel which is the IMF...
...the former unelected Prime Minister has still managed to wangle his way into a position of influence in world economics anyway!
Yup, this is news that: "Gordon Brown is to take on an advisory role at the World Economic Forum."
Another unelected position of influence for Gordon Brown. As if being Prime Minister by anointment was not enough.
Just who is pulling his strings anyway?
What's he going to advise the the World Economic Forum on?
How to collapse an economy by design so as to engineer a pretext for a "constitution for the global economy" (world government) while never having been elected?
How to give banks a trillion pound (which they show no sign of repaying) without being strung up from a lamppost by the local electorate whose money he has assisted in looting?
If the globalists are looking for someone competent, Gordon Brown is certainly not it.
Which tells you, if you think about it carefully, that there is another agenda afoot.
The world is governed by madmen. Their love of Gordon Brown is proof of this - if not proof of something far more sinister.
See also:
The Spectator - Brown reinforces his presence on the world stage
Even though David Cameron has vowed to block Gordon Brown's passage to becoming Lord High Emperor of the criminal cartel which is the IMF...
...the former unelected Prime Minister has still managed to wangle his way into a position of influence in world economics anyway!
Yup, this is news that: "Gordon Brown is to take on an advisory role at the World Economic Forum."
Another unelected position of influence for Gordon Brown. As if being Prime Minister by anointment was not enough.
Just who is pulling his strings anyway?
What's he going to advise the the World Economic Forum on?
How to collapse an economy by design so as to engineer a pretext for a "constitution for the global economy" (world government) while never having been elected?
How to give banks a trillion pound (which they show no sign of repaying) without being strung up from a lamppost by the local electorate whose money he has assisted in looting?
If the globalists are looking for someone competent, Gordon Brown is certainly not it.
Which tells you, if you think about it carefully, that there is another agenda afoot.
The world is governed by madmen. Their love of Gordon Brown is proof of this - if not proof of something far more sinister.
See also:
The Spectator - Brown reinforces his presence on the world stage
Thursday, 21 April 2011
Lord Monckton on Alex Jones: Fighting the anti-democratic EU and global government
Headline: Lord Monckton calls for Hungarian Foreign Minister to be brought to Britain to stand trial at Old Bailey on charges of torture over case of Jason McGoldrick.
Tuesday, 19 April 2011
Shock, as David Cameron finally does something we can all approve of
My goodness. It's taken a while, but David Cameron has - or will, depending on the report you read - done something that we can all support.
He will BLOCK Gordon Brown from landing the top job at the IMF.
That the IMF would even consider Gordon Brown as their top man tells you all you need to know.
That they would trust an incompetent man who almost bankrupt his own country proves that there is a shadowy elite who appoint their puppets to front international politics.
There can be no other reason.
So, thank goodness for David Cameron on this occasion. Doing something to make Gordon Brown disappear from the political stage for good is the best thing that David Cameron will have ever achieved in politics.
So, the New World Order will have to find an alternative frontman.
Mind you, Cameron also praises the work of current IMF boss Dominique Strauss-Kahn who is, of course, a Bilderberg attendee. Aren't they always..?
He will BLOCK Gordon Brown from landing the top job at the IMF.
That the IMF would even consider Gordon Brown as their top man tells you all you need to know.
That they would trust an incompetent man who almost bankrupt his own country proves that there is a shadowy elite who appoint their puppets to front international politics.
There can be no other reason.
So, thank goodness for David Cameron on this occasion. Doing something to make Gordon Brown disappear from the political stage for good is the best thing that David Cameron will have ever achieved in politics.
So, the New World Order will have to find an alternative frontman.
Mind you, Cameron also praises the work of current IMF boss Dominique Strauss-Kahn who is, of course, a Bilderberg attendee. Aren't they always..?
Quote of the Day: 19th April 2011
"Those who remember their Charles Dickens will remember exactly why Madame Defarge knits: she is recording in code the names of those members of the elite whom she will ensure are killed when the revolution comes.
So I offer this as fair warning to the LibDem MEP Andrew Duff: I can knit."
- The ever fantastic Mary Ellen Synon has a warning for the traitor Duff in her blog over at the Daily Mail
So I offer this as fair warning to the LibDem MEP Andrew Duff: I can knit."
- The ever fantastic Mary Ellen Synon has a warning for the traitor Duff in her blog over at the Daily Mail
Mary, if you're reading... don't worry. This blog author has already sent notice of his activities to no lower an authority than Her Majesty, The Queen (who now has just over one week left to reply before I serve an affidavit switching allegiance to the Baron's Committee)...
Monday, 18 April 2011
We're with Gaddafi! The European Union plans on sending GROUND TROOPS into Libya!
Oh, my goodness. It appears that the European Union is planning on sending "humanitarian" war troops into Libya!
We were opposed to the unlawful aggression against Libya before when it was Sarkozy, Cameron and Obama behind it.
Now it's the European Union going in?
Dear Colonel Gaddafi... the people of Britain opposed the intervention against your country, but not as much as we oppose being part of the European Union! We're on your side, mate!
This is just unbelievable!
And, according to The Guardian: "The planning has taken place inside the office of Catherine Ashton, the EU's foreign and security policy chief."
Ashton who is, of course, little more than a dictator. She has, after all, never been elected to any public office ever by anyone and has no democratic legitimacy in England, the UK, the European Union or anywhere else in the world.
Oh my goodness... these people!
We are told that these troops: "...would not be engaged in a combat role but would be authorised to fight if they or their humanitarian wards were threatened."
Heard it all before.
If Nigel Farage reads this, rip them a new one, Nigel.
Who will save us all from these people? For now, we hope that Russia stamps her feet - and she may well do.
But we can't keep going on like this.
It's time for a change. It's time for UKIP.
H/T: PrisonPlanet.com
Alan Johnson's masterclass in Orwellian double-speak
Labour's Alan Johnson has just been on Sky News, arguing in favour of the switch to AV.
His argument, to a perplexed John Reid?
That AV will produce an elected representative with majority support.
Oh, hang on...
What he actually said was: "...a majority of not necessarily fifty percent..."
So, less than fifty percent.
So, not a majority then.
A minority, in fact.
Pillock.
"War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength!"
Welcome to British politics, Orwellian style.
Just say No2AV. It'll upset promise-breaking quisling Nick Clegg and his ironically named 'Liberal Democrats'... which has to make a 'no' vote worthwhile.
UPDATE:
London - with it's seven million population - has been urged by it's widely read newspaper the Evening Standard to vote 'No' to AV.
The newspaper argues that AV is a "flawed, unwanted, unnecessary piece of tinkering with our constitution."
Sounds about right. Tinkering with our constitution. Just what an EU-goon like Nick Clegg intends to keep doing, too.
His argument, to a perplexed John Reid?
That AV will produce an elected representative with majority support.
Oh, hang on...
What he actually said was: "...a majority of not necessarily fifty percent..."
So, less than fifty percent.
So, not a majority then.
A minority, in fact.
Pillock.
"War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength!"
Welcome to British politics, Orwellian style.
Just say No2AV. It'll upset promise-breaking quisling Nick Clegg and his ironically named 'Liberal Democrats'... which has to make a 'no' vote worthwhile.
UPDATE:
London - with it's seven million population - has been urged by it's widely read newspaper the Evening Standard to vote 'No' to AV.
The newspaper argues that AV is a "flawed, unwanted, unnecessary piece of tinkering with our constitution."
Sounds about right. Tinkering with our constitution. Just what an EU-goon like Nick Clegg intends to keep doing, too.
There is hope.... thank you Finland!
A message to the people of Finland and the True Finns party who have exceeded all expectations in the country's election, expressed here by UKIP's leader, Nigel Farage:
Sunday, 17 April 2011
Sunday Paper Review: 17th April 2011
A strange set of Sunday newspapers this week - a sign that the politicians are on yet another jolly long holiday. Poor overworked things. Must be really exhausting rubberstamping all those laws from the European Empire.
Talking of which...
The Observer reports on "a breakdown of the rule of law" in Greece with people there being rightly annoyed at the amount of hardship that they're enduring in what was the first formerly sovereign domino to fall in the European economic crisis.
Greece is, of course, the "cradle of democracy" and this blog wishes the people of Greece well in their bid to take back their own destiny from the hands of the globalists. The rebirth of democracy in the cradle of democracy would be a powerful talisman to all seven billion of us enslaved by the few.
The Muslim Council of Britain aren't doing themselves any favours. The Sunday Telegraph reports that it has "told women that wearing the veil is 'not open to debate'" and that "not covering the face is a 'shortcoming'".
You can bet your bottom dollar that there won't be any BBC Question Time special in which a pre-primed all-female audience gets to confront the Muslim Council of Britain relentlessly over those remarks for an hour. So we won't get to hear what irritating people like Harriet Harman and Shirley Williams have to say about their 'shortcomings'. Pity that.
Staying on a religious theme - which helps us avoid lots of stories about the always annoying Nick Clegg - the Mail on Sunday highlights the case of a man facing disciplinary action by Wakefield and District Housing for refusing to remove a small crucifix from the dashboard of his van. In the editorial comment piece, the newspaper decries what it calls: "...a systematic and repeated harassment of Christians for failing to realise that their faith has been replaced by an aggressive state multiculturalism..."
The problem is, however, that an "aggressive state multiculturalism" cannot repress public opinion forever - something that I tried warning some extreme lefties about years ago.
Then again, not being beholden to any supernatural force or entity whatsoever, I'm not particularly sympathetic towards that position when it wasn't so long ago that an Archbishop appeared to back the adoption of Sharia law in Britain.
We were hoping to get onto a different subject, but the Sunday Express front page leads with a report on how an investigation has been launched into "more than £1million of Government contracts awarded to the brother of Britain’s most notorious hate cleric" who, through his group "Muslims Against Crusades, is planning to cause chaos at next week’s wedding with a “forceful demonstration”."
Further down the report, we are informed that: "Scotland Yard fears violent clashes in London on Royal Wedding day with the extremist English Defence League, which staged a stand-off with a large Muslim march outside the US Embassy in London on Friday."
See that word in there? Extremist? Since when was such an emotionally laden word acceptable in an unbiased piece of journalism aimed at giving people facts upon which to form their own opinions?
While I have no connection with the English Defence League whatsoever, I fail to see anything extremist about ordinary people being fed up of all of these religious, multicultural based issues, debates, and oppositions.
The words 'divide and rule' spring to my mind. And - tin foil hat alert - I'm starting to suspect that these cultural oppositions were deliberately encouraged with that exact purpose in mind.
[Addendum: The Sunday Times also has a similar story. Hidden behind their paywall, the Daily Mail website tells how The Times report exposes: "How the London Taliban are targeting women and gays in bid to impose sharia law".]
Strange that so many of the mainstream newspapers have such stories today.
Finally, a newspaper looking at something different. The People reports that: "A PLOT to hide 37million illegal cigarettes in flat-pack furniture has been foiled."
The smuggling plot was foiled at Tilbury in Essex... though there'd be no money in such a crime if British people weren't taxed out of their freedom of choice to such ridiculous levels by our public servant masters.
And finally... the quote of the Sunday newspapers comes in a report from the Sunday Mirror. Here's the line: "You don’t pay £52 to see some bloke make out with a kangaroo."
Have to agree. That kind of kinky entertainment can be got for just thirty quid if you know the right places to go to in Soho. The kangaroos? Glad of the money...
Talking of which...
The Observer reports on "a breakdown of the rule of law" in Greece with people there being rightly annoyed at the amount of hardship that they're enduring in what was the first formerly sovereign domino to fall in the European economic crisis.
Greece is, of course, the "cradle of democracy" and this blog wishes the people of Greece well in their bid to take back their own destiny from the hands of the globalists. The rebirth of democracy in the cradle of democracy would be a powerful talisman to all seven billion of us enslaved by the few.
The Muslim Council of Britain aren't doing themselves any favours. The Sunday Telegraph reports that it has "told women that wearing the veil is 'not open to debate'" and that "not covering the face is a 'shortcoming'".
You can bet your bottom dollar that there won't be any BBC Question Time special in which a pre-primed all-female audience gets to confront the Muslim Council of Britain relentlessly over those remarks for an hour. So we won't get to hear what irritating people like Harriet Harman and Shirley Williams have to say about their 'shortcomings'. Pity that.
Staying on a religious theme - which helps us avoid lots of stories about the always annoying Nick Clegg - the Mail on Sunday highlights the case of a man facing disciplinary action by Wakefield and District Housing for refusing to remove a small crucifix from the dashboard of his van. In the editorial comment piece, the newspaper decries what it calls: "...a systematic and repeated harassment of Christians for failing to realise that their faith has been replaced by an aggressive state multiculturalism..."
The problem is, however, that an "aggressive state multiculturalism" cannot repress public opinion forever - something that I tried warning some extreme lefties about years ago.
Then again, not being beholden to any supernatural force or entity whatsoever, I'm not particularly sympathetic towards that position when it wasn't so long ago that an Archbishop appeared to back the adoption of Sharia law in Britain.
We were hoping to get onto a different subject, but the Sunday Express front page leads with a report on how an investigation has been launched into "more than £1million of Government contracts awarded to the brother of Britain’s most notorious hate cleric" who, through his group "Muslims Against Crusades, is planning to cause chaos at next week’s wedding with a “forceful demonstration”."
Further down the report, we are informed that: "Scotland Yard fears violent clashes in London on Royal Wedding day with the extremist English Defence League, which staged a stand-off with a large Muslim march outside the US Embassy in London on Friday."
See that word in there? Extremist? Since when was such an emotionally laden word acceptable in an unbiased piece of journalism aimed at giving people facts upon which to form their own opinions?
While I have no connection with the English Defence League whatsoever, I fail to see anything extremist about ordinary people being fed up of all of these religious, multicultural based issues, debates, and oppositions.
The words 'divide and rule' spring to my mind. And - tin foil hat alert - I'm starting to suspect that these cultural oppositions were deliberately encouraged with that exact purpose in mind.
[Addendum: The Sunday Times also has a similar story. Hidden behind their paywall, the Daily Mail website tells how The Times report exposes: "How the London Taliban are targeting women and gays in bid to impose sharia law".]
Strange that so many of the mainstream newspapers have such stories today.
Finally, a newspaper looking at something different. The People reports that: "A PLOT to hide 37million illegal cigarettes in flat-pack furniture has been foiled."
The smuggling plot was foiled at Tilbury in Essex... though there'd be no money in such a crime if British people weren't taxed out of their freedom of choice to such ridiculous levels by our public servant masters.
And finally... the quote of the Sunday newspapers comes in a report from the Sunday Mirror. Here's the line: "You don’t pay £52 to see some bloke make out with a kangaroo."
Have to agree. That kind of kinky entertainment can be got for just thirty quid if you know the right places to go to in Soho. The kangaroos? Glad of the money...
Saturday, 16 April 2011
Two Thoughts for the Day (enjoy these, Tories)
Thought for the Day #1
What kind of idiot as Prime Minister do we have when... British public opinion sides with the Madman Tyrant that is Colonel Gaddafi against the actions of our own Prime Minister and government?
Get your globalist weapons and our tax money out of Libya, you idiot.
Thought for the Day #2
In the most recent leadership election, the Conservative Party chose 'Cast Iron' David Cameron as their leader rather than David Davis.
In their 1965 leadership election, the Conservative Party chose the traitor Edward Heath as their leader, rather than Enoch Powell who warned against the effects of mass immigration in the most widely misquoted political speech of all time.
...how different would Britain be now?
The Conservative Party. The party that gave us Edward Heath. And Ken Clarke.
And they're still preferable to Labour and the LibDems! Good grief...
Vote UKIP.
What kind of idiot as Prime Minister do we have when... British public opinion sides with the Madman Tyrant that is Colonel Gaddafi against the actions of our own Prime Minister and government?
Get your globalist weapons and our tax money out of Libya, you idiot.
Thought for the Day #2
In the most recent leadership election, the Conservative Party chose 'Cast Iron' David Cameron as their leader rather than David Davis.
In their 1965 leadership election, the Conservative Party chose the traitor Edward Heath as their leader, rather than Enoch Powell who warned against the effects of mass immigration in the most widely misquoted political speech of all time.
...how different would Britain be now?
The Conservative Party. The party that gave us Edward Heath. And Ken Clarke.
And they're still preferable to Labour and the LibDems! Good grief...
Vote UKIP.
Anyone know this chap called 'The Occupier'..?
There's a letter through the door of the Clock Tower today addressed to someone named 'The Occupier'.
It says 'Census 2011' on the front so I can guess the content.
Problem is, it's a criminal offence to open someone else's mail and I have no idea who this bloke named 'The Occupier' is. I guess I'll just have to keep this letter for him, until I can discover who I'm meant to hand it on to.
Strange name, isn't it? A forename of 'The'..? Possibly Greek or Italian?
Surname of 'Occupier'..? Looks a little French, perhaps?
Anyway, if there is a Greco-Italio-French bloke named 'The Occupier' reading, do drop us a line as there's a letter here waiting for you.
It says 'Census 2011' on the front so I can guess the content.
Problem is, it's a criminal offence to open someone else's mail and I have no idea who this bloke named 'The Occupier' is. I guess I'll just have to keep this letter for him, until I can discover who I'm meant to hand it on to.
Strange name, isn't it? A forename of 'The'..? Possibly Greek or Italian?
Surname of 'Occupier'..? Looks a little French, perhaps?
Anyway, if there is a Greco-Italio-French bloke named 'The Occupier' reading, do drop us a line as there's a letter here waiting for you.
Friday, 15 April 2011
As Sarkozy, Cameron and Obama admit regime change is Libya policy...
So, the truth - which we, the people knew all along - is now out in the open.
Sarkozy, Cameron and Obama have signed up to a letter admitting that regime change in Libya is their aim and the end game.
From both ends of the political divide, here's the story in both the Daily Telegraph and The Guardian.
Regime change has not been authorised by the United Nations.
It has also not been authorised by the House of Commons.
With this new turn-up for the books of truth (like we, the people didn't know what was going on all along), the question of the day must surely be this...
...which one of the usually spineless Members of Parliament will trigger an immediate recall of Parliament in order to discuss whether the House of Commons has been misled? (UPDATE: 39 minutes after posting this, John Baron MP - Conservative - is the MP doing the right thing, the BBC reports).
And, if Cameron is acting outside a United Nations remit and has been party to the misleading of Parliament, what mechanisms are in place to impeach him?
At the very least, as a war is involved, should Parliament not recall itself immediately so as to discuss whether it has, in fact, been misled?
At the very least...
UPDATES:
See also:
Evening Standard - MPs condemn 'illegal move' by David Cameron to get rid of Gaddafi
Daily Telegraph - Libya: 'Recall Parliament to debate regime change'
The Spectator - The government should recall parliament
Politics.co.uk - Libya letter prompts demands for recall of parliament
(Flipping heck - this blog is in the company of the great and good, huh?)
Sarkozy, Cameron and Obama have signed up to a letter admitting that regime change in Libya is their aim and the end game.
From both ends of the political divide, here's the story in both the Daily Telegraph and The Guardian.
Regime change has not been authorised by the United Nations.
It has also not been authorised by the House of Commons.
With this new turn-up for the books of truth (like we, the people didn't know what was going on all along), the question of the day must surely be this...
...which one of the usually spineless Members of Parliament will trigger an immediate recall of Parliament in order to discuss whether the House of Commons has been misled? (UPDATE: 39 minutes after posting this, John Baron MP - Conservative - is the MP doing the right thing, the BBC reports).
And, if Cameron is acting outside a United Nations remit and has been party to the misleading of Parliament, what mechanisms are in place to impeach him?
At the very least, as a war is involved, should Parliament not recall itself immediately so as to discuss whether it has, in fact, been misled?
At the very least...
UPDATES:
See also:
Evening Standard - MPs condemn 'illegal move' by David Cameron to get rid of Gaddafi
Daily Telegraph - Libya: 'Recall Parliament to debate regime change'
The Spectator - The government should recall parliament
Politics.co.uk - Libya letter prompts demands for recall of parliament
(Flipping heck - this blog is in the company of the great and good, huh?)
Thursday, 14 April 2011
Nigel Farage: Cameron Can't Deliver; Out-of-touch Cable has made a fool of himself
Thanks to Russia Today.
Dave's Immigration Dishonesty
Call Me Dave is all over the news with his big on rhetoric pledge to curb the out-of-control levels of immigration.
There is no doubt that David Cameron and his advisers have hit upon a popular point of policy - many people in this country, of all political persuasions and affiliations, are entitled to feel concerned about the pressure on public services, the fragmentation of communities and the diluting of our culture and way of life which uncontrolled mass immigration - a result of Labour Party gerrymandering - brings.
Yet while Dave's lines and speeches will strike the right point in addressing many people's concerns, his words are dishonest.
Let's take two articles as reference.
First up, the Daily Telegraph. No less than their Political Editor is on hand to write: "In his most forthright speech on the issue since he became Prime Minister, [David Cameron] will say that mass immigration has led to "discomfort and disjointedness" in neighbourhoods because some migrants have been unwilling to integrate or learn English."
There is not one mention in that article of the elephant in the room - we do not control our own borders and immigration policy because this is mostly controlled by the European Empire.
The BBC gives a more honest line, noting that: "Ministers have introduced tighter caps on the number of non-EU migrants..."
So, while Dave is talking tough - and in many ways populist - with his immigration policies, his line is merely rhetoric... he has no control over immigration from EU countries - and he knows it.
This is also the man who is lobbying and doing everything possible to support entry into the EU by Turkey - and we're dependent on the Germans continuing to oppose the awful idea.
In 2005, Angela Merkel wrote: "We are firmly convinced that Turkey's membership would overtax the EU economically and socially and endanger the process of European integration."
But Call Me Dave - the champion of anti-immigration policies - wants Turkey to join the EU, a tyrannical dictatorship that he promised us a referendum on and who control a big part of our immigration and borders policy.
So Dave's rhetoric will strike a populist chord, but is shockingly dishonest.
Who is meant to be excluded under his new immigration policies? Our distant cousins and friends in Australia? Canadians and Americans?
I personally think - and I have to step a very fine, politically correct thought-police line here - most people in this country have no problems with people who come to this country, who integrate, who speak the same language, and whose natural lifestyles and cultures are compatible with our own.
Australians, for example, require no special treatment or dispensation when they come into England.
It is those who refuse to speak our language and/or adjust to our culture and way of life who anger many.
Australians? Let as many in as want to come, as far as I'm concerned.
I was shocked talking to an Aussie recently to find that they are subject to time limited visas. Really astonished me to be told that. Most of them have close ties with this country and they share the same Head of State - Her Majesty The Queen.
...but Call Me Dave would exclude them in his 'get tough on immigration' policies while letting all and sundry in via the Channel Tunnel.
The French have, after all, made passing on their unwanted immigrants to Britain a darn fine art form.
There is no doubt that David Cameron and his advisers have hit upon a popular point of policy - many people in this country, of all political persuasions and affiliations, are entitled to feel concerned about the pressure on public services, the fragmentation of communities and the diluting of our culture and way of life which uncontrolled mass immigration - a result of Labour Party gerrymandering - brings.
Yet while Dave's lines and speeches will strike the right point in addressing many people's concerns, his words are dishonest.
Let's take two articles as reference.
First up, the Daily Telegraph. No less than their Political Editor is on hand to write: "In his most forthright speech on the issue since he became Prime Minister, [David Cameron] will say that mass immigration has led to "discomfort and disjointedness" in neighbourhoods because some migrants have been unwilling to integrate or learn English."
There is not one mention in that article of the elephant in the room - we do not control our own borders and immigration policy because this is mostly controlled by the European Empire.
The BBC gives a more honest line, noting that: "Ministers have introduced tighter caps on the number of non-EU migrants..."
So, while Dave is talking tough - and in many ways populist - with his immigration policies, his line is merely rhetoric... he has no control over immigration from EU countries - and he knows it.
This is also the man who is lobbying and doing everything possible to support entry into the EU by Turkey - and we're dependent on the Germans continuing to oppose the awful idea.
In 2005, Angela Merkel wrote: "We are firmly convinced that Turkey's membership would overtax the EU economically and socially and endanger the process of European integration."
But Call Me Dave - the champion of anti-immigration policies - wants Turkey to join the EU, a tyrannical dictatorship that he promised us a referendum on and who control a big part of our immigration and borders policy.
So Dave's rhetoric will strike a populist chord, but is shockingly dishonest.
Who is meant to be excluded under his new immigration policies? Our distant cousins and friends in Australia? Canadians and Americans?
I personally think - and I have to step a very fine, politically correct thought-police line here - most people in this country have no problems with people who come to this country, who integrate, who speak the same language, and whose natural lifestyles and cultures are compatible with our own.
Australians, for example, require no special treatment or dispensation when they come into England.
It is those who refuse to speak our language and/or adjust to our culture and way of life who anger many.
Australians? Let as many in as want to come, as far as I'm concerned.
I was shocked talking to an Aussie recently to find that they are subject to time limited visas. Really astonished me to be told that. Most of them have close ties with this country and they share the same Head of State - Her Majesty The Queen.
...but Call Me Dave would exclude them in his 'get tough on immigration' policies while letting all and sundry in via the Channel Tunnel.
The French have, after all, made passing on their unwanted immigrants to Britain a darn fine art form.
Wednesday, 13 April 2011
Keiser: Now the Globalists are Going to Try Taking Down America
11m 30s onward, but watch the entire thing.
Now then, United States... consider this in the context of the scene from the first (but fourth) Star Wars film, where Luke Skywalker encounters R2D2 for the first time and triggers the recorded message from Princess Leia.
This episode of the Keiser Report is the world's Leia message to the people of the United States...
Now then, United States... consider this in the context of the scene from the first (but fourth) Star Wars film, where Luke Skywalker encounters R2D2 for the first time and triggers the recorded message from Princess Leia.
This episode of the Keiser Report is the world's Leia message to the people of the United States...
Tuesday, 12 April 2011
Idiot's A-Z Guide of Politics and Current Affairs (2011 Edition)
As the piggies are on holiday from their Westminster trough, we thought we'd engage in a bit of educating and have - therefore - produced this Idiot's A-Z Guide of Politics and Current Affairs (2011 Edition).
A is for... Austerity. This is the system by which we, the people pay more taxes and get less services. This is in order to repay our national debts. These debts are owed to the banks. And, as we bailed out the banks, the higher taxes for less services is a privilege of being allowed to borrow back a small portion of the money that we lent to the banks in the first place.
B is for... Bailout. This is a system by which a previously sovereign state has been made bankrupt by the banks. What then happens is that fellow sovereign states rally to aid the bankrupt state by giving money to the banks (irrespective of whether they eventually bankrupt themselves as a result, too. Play the game). The banks take the money and take the sovereignty of the bankrupt nation state. The original debt stil exists and is not cleared when a bailout is enacted.
C is for Climate Change. This is, on the face of it, an environment related term but is in practise actually a term used for a stealth fiscal mechanism. While pleasing oatcake munching hippies, the truth is that government policies worldwide which function under the name 'climate change' are about the raising of taxes and wealth redistribution.
D is for Democracy. From the Ancient Greek word 'demos', meaning 'of the people'. There are three interpretations of this in current use. [i.] People vote once every five years and, while at the polling booth, lose all mental functioning and vote for one of the same three crap parties that destroyed everything good about their country in the first place. These parties then go on to do what the hell they like for five years, while laughing at their manifestos. Used especially in the United Kingdom. [ii.] The first one 'of the people' to raise one billion dollars from globalist corporations and globalist bankers gets to become President. It doesn't matter if they do not actually win the most votes, as the globalist corporations and globalist bankers own all of the courts so, just raise a billion and your job as President is guaranteed. You will, naturally, have to do everything that the globalist corporations and globalist bankers tell you to do from then on buy don't worry.... YOU are the most powerful man in the world. No, really... you are. You're definitely not a puppet. Honest. Used especially in the United States. [iii.] A system by which some unelected people that no-one ever heard of give a Parliament one person to vote for to make sure that he wins. He can then claim to have been democratically elected, even though there was no other option. Alternatively, a President can simply be appointed, provided that his subscriptions to the Bilderberg Group are current, up to date, and he remains a compliant stooge willing to do anything and everything vile to the people that his bosses in the Bilderberg Group ask. Especially used in the European Union.
E is for Election. These quaint and outdated curios used to be the process by which people used to select an individual to speak on their behalf and to help craft good laws for their country. However, these are now simply carnivals, a 'King For The Day' type charade where people go through the motions, but the ultimate outcome has been decided already. The ultimate outcome is, however, concealed from both the 'King For The Day' and the braindead zombies who stick an 'X' next to their name on a secret ballot paper (which comes with a barcode and unique identifying tracking number).
F is for Fraud. This is the system preferred in the United Kingdom for paying the salaries of elected representatives. While these elected representatives earn a salary way beyond the reach of the everyday person on the street, a far more generous remuneration package is available through the fraud system and - when used wisely - this can almost double the actual salary of every elected 'King For A Day' idiot.
G is for Globalisation. This is the system whereby the six corporations who own the entire world buy everything that ever existed and then choose the area of the planet with the worst pay and conditions from which to garner their slave labour. People of other nations will be allowed to compete, provided they are happy to match the slave labour wages and appalling conditions that the corporations can find in alternative flea-ridden hellholes elsewhere on Planet Earth.
H is for Humanitarian. The use of this word is extremely fluid. During the lifetime of Diana, Princess of Wales, this word meant caring for those less fortunate than ourselves, giving them support, caring and compassion. In modern usage, 'humanitarian' is normally suffixed by the word 'war'. A 'humanitarian war' is where a group of nation states have no legitimate grounds to go to war with another nation state. In this circumstance, they declare a 'humanitarian war' and this allows them to bomb, kill, maim, behead, imprison, depose, steal from and claim whatever and whoever they wish. However, it is important that 'humanitarian war' is declared with global government approval.
I is for India. This is the country which now produces everything that was ever made and produced in the United Kingdom. From steelworks to banking call centres, you will find it all here. As a result, India is now far more wealthy than the museum nation known as the United Kingdom from where the globalist corporations removed their production bases. Despite now being the wealthier nation, India receives vast billions in 'aid' from the United Kingdom as a 'thank you' from the people of that museum nation for India being good enough to have closed down any risk of the UK people ever having to do a meaningful day's work ever again.
J is for Japan. Formerly known as a centre for technical advances, we have no idea what is there anymore. This is due to the powers that be in Japan deciding that it might be a jolly good idea to build nuclear reactors right along the coastline of one of the most earthquake and tsunami prone regions on Planet Earth. Despite this, the last time anyone was brave enough to go anywhere near Japan, it's leaders were heard expressing bafflement that their nuclear reactors could have been hit by the double-whammy of both earthquakes and tsunami.
K is for Kilo. Forget everything that you have learned. You will not think of miles, for miles are illegal. You will not think of pounds and ounces, for they are illegal. A quarter of sherbet lemons? They will land you in jail. Everything is kilos now. Kilometres, kilograms, take your pick. But only take your pick from those options that we want you to choose. What do you think this is? A democracy?
L is for Libya. The east of the nation is where you will find agents of the global government, operating under the brand name of 'Al Qaeda' (which stems from their days as the brainchild of the CIA and means 'the database'). These 'Al Qaeda' terrorists have been a handy excuse for global government to curtail everybody's freedoms and liberties, the world over. That naughty tyrant Col. Gaddafi decided he didn't want Al Qaeda to kick him out of his palace, so when they tried, he set his army on them. The global government didn't like their best and most obedient servants, Al Qaeda, being picked on by that horrible Mr. Gaddafi. So now the world (and Al Qaeda) is at war with that naughty bad Gaddafi bloke. It is a 'humanitarian war', which means lots of killing and maiming and stealing is likely to take place.
M is for Money. It makes the world go round, apparently, but nobody has got any. Most of it never existed and it isn't worth the paper it isn't printed on. A few globalists have a computer record showing that they have countless zillions of the stuff, but none of that ever existed or is worth anything either. So buy gold and silver and really stuff the globalists up.
N is for Nudity. The state of dress one must engage in when entering an airport. While naked, you will be fondled on any part of your anatomy by any low-paid bastard of the state's choosing. Resist and claim it's degrading? Why! You're a terrorist! You will be made to vanish! Compliant halfwaits should note that this inspection follows the cancer causing photo stage, and includes close scrutiny of your genital organs and the insertion of a finger into your rectum. This is because the global government lost one of their best friends from their Al Qaeda group (he has very distinctive body features) and they're desperately looking for him as they still owe him a fortune in non-existant money for the last false flag operation he performed on their behalf - especially for brainwashed TV audiences, the world over.
O is for Opposition. In the olden days, the House of Commons used to have one party sitting at the right of the Speaker. This party was known as 'the Government'. On the left of the Speaker, there used to sit a different party. This was known as 'the Opposition' - they sat 'opposite' the government. This is also where the terms 'left' and 'right' come from in politics, but the terms are not actually to do with the House of Commons - rather, they originate with the French. Anyway, that's how it used to work. Government, right; Opposition, left. However, some megalomaniac or another decreed that it would be far better if all political parties in the House of Commons were actually the same - so all three main political parties in the United Kingdom merged into an indiscernable mush sometime around 1972. This is why there is no difference in policy between the three main parties and why we no longer have an 'Opposition'.
P is for Paedophiles. If Al Qaeda is no longer a scary bogeyman for the government to use in order to steal your freedoms and liberties, then beware their other best friend - paedophiles. These creatures are incredibly rare indeed, but a special government laboratory known as Porton Down breeds herds of wild paedophiles, ready to release into the public wilds whenever a scare story is needed to whip the public up into a hysterical panic. For this reason, the number of paedophiles varies wildly. Sometimes, only one in ten thousand people is a 'paedophile' while, when it struggles with unpopular policies, the government releases many more and there could be as many as four out of every five people on the bus contaminated with the paedophilia. Those who oppose paedophiles are known as 'paedophiliaphobics' but all such individuals suffer from an inability to spell the word 'paedophile' and are also incapable of describing what the word means. All they know is that 'paedophiles' are evil - it said so on the telly. For this reason, paedophiles are highly prized by governments looking for a good day to bury bad news as 'paedophiles' always take precedent.
Q is for Queen. Part German, extremely wealthy old lady who is married to a very outspoken Greek bloke (who often expresses opinions on people's skin colour or disability). She lives in a big house in London. And in a big house in Windsor. And in a big house in Scotland. And wherever else she wants to live. She owns the entire world, but she has no power (it says here). Good qualities for queen-ing used to involve chopping off the heads of traitors, but since the country has too many traitors to deal with, the current queen doesn't bother. Instead, she walks korgis. The Queen is not to be confused with homosexual type queens who can often be seen on Old Compton Street. Whereas 'the Queen' no longer engages in behading traitors, homosexual type queens are still believed to scratch their opponents eyes out.
R is for Rationing. This is what is being planned as the new form of food distribution, once globalist bankers decide to play with their computers one more time and make all of their non-existant money disappear and transform into debt - all of it owed to globalist bankers, of course.
S is for Speaker. Vertically challenged bloke with a love for his own voice. Can often be seen in a big room full of green furniture shouting unpleasant things at 'Conservative' MPs or 'government ministers' while secretly passing love letters to 'the opposition'. There is no truth in the rumour that he once starred in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. In any case, he's taller than Sarkozy - the French pygmy.
T is for Treason. This is where some bastard goes abroad - normally to Brussels - and sells his own countrymen to Satan in exchange for six pieces of silver. We were going to draw up a list of names but it would take far too long. Come the revolution, many traitors will be see hanging round under lamposts, wearing a hemp tie (the bastards).
U is for Undemocratic. This used to mean the opposite of 'democratic' but since we entered the Orwellian era of double-speak (circa Tony Blair), these words - democratic and undemocratic - are interchangeable depending on which TV camera one is speaking into.
V is for Violence. This is a very wicked thing which, when it happens as part of a political protest, results in the practitioner ending up in jail. Forever and ever and ever. However, if violence is dished out by 'policy men' (who used to be known as policemen) then this is perfectly acceptable - in fact, encouraged. While for mere mortals violence is wrong, for policy men, violence is a natural part of their favourite activity - the well known game of Bludgeon the Newspaper Vendor to Death.
W is for Whitewash. The word whitewash describes the outcome of every public inquiry that ever takes place in public, paid for by the public. These pre-ordained hearings which costs millions are used to repeat the official line of the government which commissioned them (at our expense). Especially useful for excusing illegal wars, explaining how three buildings magically dissolve and for calming public anxiety about the Princess who mysteriously accurately predicted her own death in a car crash.
X is for X-Ray. The method of producing pornographic entertainment material for people employed at airport security. [see also 'Nudity'].
Y is for Youth. We would write a description about 'youth' bt yng ppl wdnt rd it. Many 'youth' people can be found hiding in their bedrooms with a mysterious electronic gadget welded to their fingers. Signs of life can be detected and evidenced by the dribble which protudes from the corner of their mouth. They have little interest in anything except electronic gadgets and it has been this way since the death of someone called Saint Jade of Goody. The practise of 'youth' hiding in bedrooms is not to be confused with paedophiles. As anyone perusing the children's comic section of a newsagent will know, puberty ends at birth these days and paedophilia is therefore not centred on youth, but rather on the foetus. [Interesting note: The compulsory retirement age for models and actors, both male and female, is twelve. Because obviously, nobody above the age of twelve could possibly be interested in anything. This is also why no TV show or film has a storyline involving anyone no longer needing to use acne treatments. Post teenage acne, there is only death.]
Z is for Zimbababwe. This a place which obviously has no oil. Otherwise, there would have been a humanitarian war on this country, undertaken by global government too. But it has no oil. Zip. Zero. Zilch. So the leaders of Zimbabwe are the only people in the world who can cull as many of their own peope as they like. Global government will never step in. No oil here. Nothing to see. Move along. Kill a few thousand more, Robert, old bean. Don't let us stop you.
A is for... Austerity. This is the system by which we, the people pay more taxes and get less services. This is in order to repay our national debts. These debts are owed to the banks. And, as we bailed out the banks, the higher taxes for less services is a privilege of being allowed to borrow back a small portion of the money that we lent to the banks in the first place.
B is for... Bailout. This is a system by which a previously sovereign state has been made bankrupt by the banks. What then happens is that fellow sovereign states rally to aid the bankrupt state by giving money to the banks (irrespective of whether they eventually bankrupt themselves as a result, too. Play the game). The banks take the money and take the sovereignty of the bankrupt nation state. The original debt stil exists and is not cleared when a bailout is enacted.
C is for Climate Change. This is, on the face of it, an environment related term but is in practise actually a term used for a stealth fiscal mechanism. While pleasing oatcake munching hippies, the truth is that government policies worldwide which function under the name 'climate change' are about the raising of taxes and wealth redistribution.
D is for Democracy. From the Ancient Greek word 'demos', meaning 'of the people'. There are three interpretations of this in current use. [i.] People vote once every five years and, while at the polling booth, lose all mental functioning and vote for one of the same three crap parties that destroyed everything good about their country in the first place. These parties then go on to do what the hell they like for five years, while laughing at their manifestos. Used especially in the United Kingdom. [ii.] The first one 'of the people' to raise one billion dollars from globalist corporations and globalist bankers gets to become President. It doesn't matter if they do not actually win the most votes, as the globalist corporations and globalist bankers own all of the courts so, just raise a billion and your job as President is guaranteed. You will, naturally, have to do everything that the globalist corporations and globalist bankers tell you to do from then on buy don't worry.... YOU are the most powerful man in the world. No, really... you are. You're definitely not a puppet. Honest. Used especially in the United States. [iii.] A system by which some unelected people that no-one ever heard of give a Parliament one person to vote for to make sure that he wins. He can then claim to have been democratically elected, even though there was no other option. Alternatively, a President can simply be appointed, provided that his subscriptions to the Bilderberg Group are current, up to date, and he remains a compliant stooge willing to do anything and everything vile to the people that his bosses in the Bilderberg Group ask. Especially used in the European Union.
E is for Election. These quaint and outdated curios used to be the process by which people used to select an individual to speak on their behalf and to help craft good laws for their country. However, these are now simply carnivals, a 'King For The Day' type charade where people go through the motions, but the ultimate outcome has been decided already. The ultimate outcome is, however, concealed from both the 'King For The Day' and the braindead zombies who stick an 'X' next to their name on a secret ballot paper (which comes with a barcode and unique identifying tracking number).
F is for Fraud. This is the system preferred in the United Kingdom for paying the salaries of elected representatives. While these elected representatives earn a salary way beyond the reach of the everyday person on the street, a far more generous remuneration package is available through the fraud system and - when used wisely - this can almost double the actual salary of every elected 'King For A Day' idiot.
G is for Globalisation. This is the system whereby the six corporations who own the entire world buy everything that ever existed and then choose the area of the planet with the worst pay and conditions from which to garner their slave labour. People of other nations will be allowed to compete, provided they are happy to match the slave labour wages and appalling conditions that the corporations can find in alternative flea-ridden hellholes elsewhere on Planet Earth.
H is for Humanitarian. The use of this word is extremely fluid. During the lifetime of Diana, Princess of Wales, this word meant caring for those less fortunate than ourselves, giving them support, caring and compassion. In modern usage, 'humanitarian' is normally suffixed by the word 'war'. A 'humanitarian war' is where a group of nation states have no legitimate grounds to go to war with another nation state. In this circumstance, they declare a 'humanitarian war' and this allows them to bomb, kill, maim, behead, imprison, depose, steal from and claim whatever and whoever they wish. However, it is important that 'humanitarian war' is declared with global government approval.
I is for India. This is the country which now produces everything that was ever made and produced in the United Kingdom. From steelworks to banking call centres, you will find it all here. As a result, India is now far more wealthy than the museum nation known as the United Kingdom from where the globalist corporations removed their production bases. Despite now being the wealthier nation, India receives vast billions in 'aid' from the United Kingdom as a 'thank you' from the people of that museum nation for India being good enough to have closed down any risk of the UK people ever having to do a meaningful day's work ever again.
J is for Japan. Formerly known as a centre for technical advances, we have no idea what is there anymore. This is due to the powers that be in Japan deciding that it might be a jolly good idea to build nuclear reactors right along the coastline of one of the most earthquake and tsunami prone regions on Planet Earth. Despite this, the last time anyone was brave enough to go anywhere near Japan, it's leaders were heard expressing bafflement that their nuclear reactors could have been hit by the double-whammy of both earthquakes and tsunami.
K is for Kilo. Forget everything that you have learned. You will not think of miles, for miles are illegal. You will not think of pounds and ounces, for they are illegal. A quarter of sherbet lemons? They will land you in jail. Everything is kilos now. Kilometres, kilograms, take your pick. But only take your pick from those options that we want you to choose. What do you think this is? A democracy?
L is for Libya. The east of the nation is where you will find agents of the global government, operating under the brand name of 'Al Qaeda' (which stems from their days as the brainchild of the CIA and means 'the database'). These 'Al Qaeda' terrorists have been a handy excuse for global government to curtail everybody's freedoms and liberties, the world over. That naughty tyrant Col. Gaddafi decided he didn't want Al Qaeda to kick him out of his palace, so when they tried, he set his army on them. The global government didn't like their best and most obedient servants, Al Qaeda, being picked on by that horrible Mr. Gaddafi. So now the world (and Al Qaeda) is at war with that naughty bad Gaddafi bloke. It is a 'humanitarian war', which means lots of killing and maiming and stealing is likely to take place.
M is for Money. It makes the world go round, apparently, but nobody has got any. Most of it never existed and it isn't worth the paper it isn't printed on. A few globalists have a computer record showing that they have countless zillions of the stuff, but none of that ever existed or is worth anything either. So buy gold and silver and really stuff the globalists up.
N is for Nudity. The state of dress one must engage in when entering an airport. While naked, you will be fondled on any part of your anatomy by any low-paid bastard of the state's choosing. Resist and claim it's degrading? Why! You're a terrorist! You will be made to vanish! Compliant halfwaits should note that this inspection follows the cancer causing photo stage, and includes close scrutiny of your genital organs and the insertion of a finger into your rectum. This is because the global government lost one of their best friends from their Al Qaeda group (he has very distinctive body features) and they're desperately looking for him as they still owe him a fortune in non-existant money for the last false flag operation he performed on their behalf - especially for brainwashed TV audiences, the world over.
O is for Opposition. In the olden days, the House of Commons used to have one party sitting at the right of the Speaker. This party was known as 'the Government'. On the left of the Speaker, there used to sit a different party. This was known as 'the Opposition' - they sat 'opposite' the government. This is also where the terms 'left' and 'right' come from in politics, but the terms are not actually to do with the House of Commons - rather, they originate with the French. Anyway, that's how it used to work. Government, right; Opposition, left. However, some megalomaniac or another decreed that it would be far better if all political parties in the House of Commons were actually the same - so all three main political parties in the United Kingdom merged into an indiscernable mush sometime around 1972. This is why there is no difference in policy between the three main parties and why we no longer have an 'Opposition'.
P is for Paedophiles. If Al Qaeda is no longer a scary bogeyman for the government to use in order to steal your freedoms and liberties, then beware their other best friend - paedophiles. These creatures are incredibly rare indeed, but a special government laboratory known as Porton Down breeds herds of wild paedophiles, ready to release into the public wilds whenever a scare story is needed to whip the public up into a hysterical panic. For this reason, the number of paedophiles varies wildly. Sometimes, only one in ten thousand people is a 'paedophile' while, when it struggles with unpopular policies, the government releases many more and there could be as many as four out of every five people on the bus contaminated with the paedophilia. Those who oppose paedophiles are known as 'paedophiliaphobics' but all such individuals suffer from an inability to spell the word 'paedophile' and are also incapable of describing what the word means. All they know is that 'paedophiles' are evil - it said so on the telly. For this reason, paedophiles are highly prized by governments looking for a good day to bury bad news as 'paedophiles' always take precedent.
Q is for Queen. Part German, extremely wealthy old lady who is married to a very outspoken Greek bloke (who often expresses opinions on people's skin colour or disability). She lives in a big house in London. And in a big house in Windsor. And in a big house in Scotland. And wherever else she wants to live. She owns the entire world, but she has no power (it says here). Good qualities for queen-ing used to involve chopping off the heads of traitors, but since the country has too many traitors to deal with, the current queen doesn't bother. Instead, she walks korgis. The Queen is not to be confused with homosexual type queens who can often be seen on Old Compton Street. Whereas 'the Queen' no longer engages in behading traitors, homosexual type queens are still believed to scratch their opponents eyes out.
R is for Rationing. This is what is being planned as the new form of food distribution, once globalist bankers decide to play with their computers one more time and make all of their non-existant money disappear and transform into debt - all of it owed to globalist bankers, of course.
S is for Speaker. Vertically challenged bloke with a love for his own voice. Can often be seen in a big room full of green furniture shouting unpleasant things at 'Conservative' MPs or 'government ministers' while secretly passing love letters to 'the opposition'. There is no truth in the rumour that he once starred in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. In any case, he's taller than Sarkozy - the French pygmy.
T is for Treason. This is where some bastard goes abroad - normally to Brussels - and sells his own countrymen to Satan in exchange for six pieces of silver. We were going to draw up a list of names but it would take far too long. Come the revolution, many traitors will be see hanging round under lamposts, wearing a hemp tie (the bastards).
U is for Undemocratic. This used to mean the opposite of 'democratic' but since we entered the Orwellian era of double-speak (circa Tony Blair), these words - democratic and undemocratic - are interchangeable depending on which TV camera one is speaking into.
V is for Violence. This is a very wicked thing which, when it happens as part of a political protest, results in the practitioner ending up in jail. Forever and ever and ever. However, if violence is dished out by 'policy men' (who used to be known as policemen) then this is perfectly acceptable - in fact, encouraged. While for mere mortals violence is wrong, for policy men, violence is a natural part of their favourite activity - the well known game of Bludgeon the Newspaper Vendor to Death.
W is for Whitewash. The word whitewash describes the outcome of every public inquiry that ever takes place in public, paid for by the public. These pre-ordained hearings which costs millions are used to repeat the official line of the government which commissioned them (at our expense). Especially useful for excusing illegal wars, explaining how three buildings magically dissolve and for calming public anxiety about the Princess who mysteriously accurately predicted her own death in a car crash.
X is for X-Ray. The method of producing pornographic entertainment material for people employed at airport security. [see also 'Nudity'].
Y is for Youth. We would write a description about 'youth' bt yng ppl wdnt rd it. Many 'youth' people can be found hiding in their bedrooms with a mysterious electronic gadget welded to their fingers. Signs of life can be detected and evidenced by the dribble which protudes from the corner of their mouth. They have little interest in anything except electronic gadgets and it has been this way since the death of someone called Saint Jade of Goody. The practise of 'youth' hiding in bedrooms is not to be confused with paedophiles. As anyone perusing the children's comic section of a newsagent will know, puberty ends at birth these days and paedophilia is therefore not centred on youth, but rather on the foetus. [Interesting note: The compulsory retirement age for models and actors, both male and female, is twelve. Because obviously, nobody above the age of twelve could possibly be interested in anything. This is also why no TV show or film has a storyline involving anyone no longer needing to use acne treatments. Post teenage acne, there is only death.]
Z is for Zimbababwe. This a place which obviously has no oil. Otherwise, there would have been a humanitarian war on this country, undertaken by global government too. But it has no oil. Zip. Zero. Zilch. So the leaders of Zimbabwe are the only people in the world who can cull as many of their own peope as they like. Global government will never step in. No oil here. Nothing to see. Move along. Kill a few thousand more, Robert, old bean. Don't let us stop you.
Monday, 11 April 2011
NHS Dentistry.... this'll make you all jealous!
Sorry for the lack of blogging today but... I went to a dentist to have the tooth that has caused me excrutiating pain for two years or more removed.
Finally.
And it was a NHS dentist (hence why I waited so long).
But here's the best bit for you all to read and weap...
...she was white and English.
Follow that, you bitches! ;)
Finally.
And it was a NHS dentist (hence why I waited so long).
But here's the best bit for you all to read and weap...
...she was white and English.
Follow that, you bitches! ;)
Sunday, 10 April 2011
Sunday Paper Review: 10th April 2011
So, Sunday has rolled around again. Time to find out what misery the global political elite are inflicting upon the peoples of Planet Earth again...
For those passing by this way for the first time, we did used to try to take all of these politics and current affairs matters seriously - but the longer we've been blogging and learning how it all works, the more we've become inclined to take the proverbial out of it all.
The Independent on Sunday reports that 30,000 anti-cuts protesters descended on Budapest where European finance ministers have been meeting in order to plot how else they might loot all of the money, savings and pensions belonging to we, the people and divert it all - without our consent - into the hands of their globalist banker and one world government puppetmasters.
At some point, we're all supposed to welcome global government and a new single, global currency in response to all of this looting. Problem, reaction, solution.
Okay, make me a tin foil hat and call me names for now, if you want. But mark my words...
The Observer covers crisis averted in the United States. The government was almost forced into a shutdown on Friday as legislators struggled to agree a budget deal. In the end, life continued after a program of $38bn worth of cuts was agreed.
The newspaper is evidently sympathetic to President Barry Soetoro, citing him as saying: "Some of the cuts we agreed to will be painful. Programmes [that] people rely on will be cut back. Needed infrastructure projects will be delayed. I would not have made these cuts in better circumstances."
It all sounds remarkably familiar...
Still, the real joke is that the $38bn of cuts is a mere drop in the ocean - the national debt of the United States is reported to stand at $14.294 TRILLION - so they could cut $38bn from the budget from now until the end of the world and it would still make bugger all difference.
Not that such money ever existed.
We thought that The People had a related story, but apparently 'The People's credit crusaders get Barry's 310-year debt wiped out' is just about a normal bloke who owed £400 on a credit card.
Barry the President's credit card bill is much higher, and he's spending on it despite it being in the name of the people. Some twerp named Dave is doing the same here, using the people's credit card to give money to anybody who asks (as long as they're not British) after inheriting the people's credit card from a "one eyed Scottish idiot".
They're talking rubbish in the Sunday Telegraph... no, really. The newspaper is claiming some of the glory for moves by the government to stamp out fines which local authorities have been giving to people who don't put their household refuse out correctly - or rather, in the way that their public servant masters dictate that they must. Apparently, an Act of Parliament will come in strictly forbidding such tyranny.
Not that an act of statute is required - all such fixed penalty fines are unlawful, according to our written constitution in the first place.
It's easy, when reading the story, to get caught up in the words. Then a reality check kicks in and you find yourself thinking: "And they actually have been fining people for putting the wrong kind of rubbish in the wrong coloured refuse sack."
Interestingly, the report fails to once mention the people responsible for such idiotic thinking in the first place - yes, this is the European Empire's Landfill Directive at work.
We give them £50 million a day to come up with such ballcocks.
Now, you may not be interested in the Royal Wedding. This blog - as you know - is a huge and continual supporter of Diana, Princess of Wales... and we're only barely interested in her son's wedding.
However, there is a story in the Mail on Sunday well worth a read.
'The Transylvanian count, the Nazi's nephew and the Kazakh tycoon: The colourful guests Charles has invited to the Palace' runs the headline.
Dracula and Nazis... what was it that Mohamed Al Fayed said of Diana's former in-laws? Dracula and Nazis, wasn't it? Oh yes, so it was.
Staying on a Royal Wedding theme, the Sunday Express reports that 'anarchists' (yawn) plan on staging a naked protest as William and Kate tie the knot.
It states that the demo "is being organised by anti-establishment groups including Lunarchy, Sluts Against Cuts and members of the International Union Of Sex Workers" who are planning on not only getting naked, but also having a bit of an orgy.
All sounds far more fun than a rather dull wedding.
If the protests groups involved should read this, do please leave details by posting in the comments section below - we won't approve the post details or put them online but would love to be invited.
Who needs pomp and circumstance when we can all just throw a huge Bacchanalian Feast instead?
For those passing by this way for the first time, we did used to try to take all of these politics and current affairs matters seriously - but the longer we've been blogging and learning how it all works, the more we've become inclined to take the proverbial out of it all.
The Independent on Sunday reports that 30,000 anti-cuts protesters descended on Budapest where European finance ministers have been meeting in order to plot how else they might loot all of the money, savings and pensions belonging to we, the people and divert it all - without our consent - into the hands of their globalist banker and one world government puppetmasters.
At some point, we're all supposed to welcome global government and a new single, global currency in response to all of this looting. Problem, reaction, solution.
Okay, make me a tin foil hat and call me names for now, if you want. But mark my words...
The Observer covers crisis averted in the United States. The government was almost forced into a shutdown on Friday as legislators struggled to agree a budget deal. In the end, life continued after a program of $38bn worth of cuts was agreed.
The newspaper is evidently sympathetic to President Barry Soetoro, citing him as saying: "Some of the cuts we agreed to will be painful. Programmes [that] people rely on will be cut back. Needed infrastructure projects will be delayed. I would not have made these cuts in better circumstances."
It all sounds remarkably familiar...
Still, the real joke is that the $38bn of cuts is a mere drop in the ocean - the national debt of the United States is reported to stand at $14.294 TRILLION - so they could cut $38bn from the budget from now until the end of the world and it would still make bugger all difference.
Not that such money ever existed.
We thought that The People had a related story, but apparently 'The People's credit crusaders get Barry's 310-year debt wiped out' is just about a normal bloke who owed £400 on a credit card.
Barry the President's credit card bill is much higher, and he's spending on it despite it being in the name of the people. Some twerp named Dave is doing the same here, using the people's credit card to give money to anybody who asks (as long as they're not British) after inheriting the people's credit card from a "one eyed Scottish idiot".
They're talking rubbish in the Sunday Telegraph... no, really. The newspaper is claiming some of the glory for moves by the government to stamp out fines which local authorities have been giving to people who don't put their household refuse out correctly - or rather, in the way that their public servant masters dictate that they must. Apparently, an Act of Parliament will come in strictly forbidding such tyranny.
Not that an act of statute is required - all such fixed penalty fines are unlawful, according to our written constitution in the first place.
It's easy, when reading the story, to get caught up in the words. Then a reality check kicks in and you find yourself thinking: "And they actually have been fining people for putting the wrong kind of rubbish in the wrong coloured refuse sack."
Interestingly, the report fails to once mention the people responsible for such idiotic thinking in the first place - yes, this is the European Empire's Landfill Directive at work.
We give them £50 million a day to come up with such ballcocks.
Now, you may not be interested in the Royal Wedding. This blog - as you know - is a huge and continual supporter of Diana, Princess of Wales... and we're only barely interested in her son's wedding.
However, there is a story in the Mail on Sunday well worth a read.
'The Transylvanian count, the Nazi's nephew and the Kazakh tycoon: The colourful guests Charles has invited to the Palace' runs the headline.
Dracula and Nazis... what was it that Mohamed Al Fayed said of Diana's former in-laws? Dracula and Nazis, wasn't it? Oh yes, so it was.
Staying on a Royal Wedding theme, the Sunday Express reports that 'anarchists' (yawn) plan on staging a naked protest as William and Kate tie the knot.
It states that the demo "is being organised by anti-establishment groups including Lunarchy, Sluts Against Cuts and members of the International Union Of Sex Workers" who are planning on not only getting naked, but also having a bit of an orgy.
All sounds far more fun than a rather dull wedding.
If the protests groups involved should read this, do please leave details by posting in the comments section below - we won't approve the post details or put them online but would love to be invited.
Who needs pomp and circumstance when we can all just throw a huge Bacchanalian Feast instead?
Saturday, 9 April 2011
Quote of the Day: 9th April 2011
"The failure of the euro will signify the failure of the European ideal, and that is why eurocrats fight so hard for it. What should have been a club of free-trading nations over-reached itself, and sought to unite people with little or no common culture, politics, language or economic history into one coherent federation. It could never work. The generation that thought it could is either dead, senile or (in Chris Patten’s case) governing the BBC."
- Simon Heffer for the Daily Telegraph
- Simon Heffer for the Daily Telegraph
Friday, 8 April 2011
And when former East Germans accuse Theresa May of being an authoritarian idiot, she should consider her position and resign
I really can't be bothered to write any more about this beastly character than has already been written in the title of this post.
Foul woman.
Resign in shame, Theresa May.
Read the story HERE, HERE and HERE.
You can't trust the Tories on national sovereignty.
(nor can you trust Labour or the Lib Dems)
You can't trust the Tories on civil liberties.
(nor can you trust Labour, not an ounce! And the LibDems would sell our souls to the EU devil)
They're all the same party and they're all flaming well clueless idiots.
What sort of society are we when these kinds of idiots keep getting into positions of power?
Foul woman.
Resign in shame, Theresa May.
Read the story HERE, HERE and HERE.
You can't trust the Tories on national sovereignty.
(nor can you trust Labour or the Lib Dems)
You can't trust the Tories on civil liberties.
(nor can you trust Labour, not an ounce! And the LibDems would sell our souls to the EU devil)
They're all the same party and they're all flaming well clueless idiots.
What sort of society are we when these kinds of idiots keep getting into positions of power?
Census stand-off: Round 1
Just had a ring on the chimes of the Clock Tower.
Eeek! A door-to-door gestapo agent, wanting to know where my census form is ("Well, I did post it...")
Good grief. Either I'm getting old, else the evil state is now using twelve year olds to do it's dirty work, knowing we'd find it more difficult to tell children to foxtrot oscar.
Oh well. Census form.
Name of first 'occupier': Glitter, Gary.
See you for round two. Though I'm likely to be out a lot more often.
Eeek! A door-to-door gestapo agent, wanting to know where my census form is ("Well, I did post it...")
Good grief. Either I'm getting old, else the evil state is now using twelve year olds to do it's dirty work, knowing we'd find it more difficult to tell children to foxtrot oscar.
Oh well. Census form.
Name of first 'occupier': Glitter, Gary.
See you for round two. Though I'm likely to be out a lot more often.
Portugal bailout and 'the cuts': Pull the other one, Osborne
There's a line in the Daily Mail which all British people need to see through. All the newspapers have versions of this line.
So, it's a follow-up on Portugal needing a 'bailout'.
And the line we take issue with, Osborne (you prat, if you're listening), is this one:
"The Chancellor last night insisted that Portugal’s fate demonstrated that Britain would be ‘playing Russian roulette’ with the economy if it did not press ahead with painful spending cuts and tax rises to restore the public finances to health."
But that's utter bollocks.
There is NO reduction in spending and borrowing.
Everything that has been cut from public services - barely anything as a percentage - has been negated as a spending cut by:
War of aggression against Libya (on behalf of Al-Qaeda)
Handouts of multi-billion pound proportions to India and Pakistan
The bailout of Ireland and Greece (and soon to come Portugal)
The European Union
So, any painful austerity that the people of Britain are feeling does not serve the purpose of reducing national debt.
The 'austerity' and 'the cuts' is actually OUR money being diverted away from us towards globalist bankers and projects variably headed 'supranational government'.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
We are told today that: "our national debt stands at £3.6trillion, or £138,360 per household."
We're being looted, and it's being marketed as 'austerity' and 'the cuts'.
Just as 'the credit crunch' was a Labour slogan for grand theft on an unimaginable scale by globalist bankers and supranational government.
Now, such an assertion would once have been dismissed as bordering on the promotion of a 'conspiracy theory'.
Not any longer... it's in all the mainstream newspapers, if only people would take the time to read across an array of them and comprehend what they are reading.
So, Greece... gone. Ireland... gone. Portugal... gone.
Next up Spain and Italy.
And, as if these wicked globalist bankers and supranational political elites hadn't caused British people enough hardship already, what do we see in the Daily Express today?
The newspaper reports: "BRITAIN could face a swingeing rise in VAT and a punishing “green” tax on energy bills under a new EU funding plan, it emerged last night. The proposed shake-up would give Eurocrats sweeping powers to slap indirect taxes on Europe’s 500 million citizens to raise more cash for Brussels coffers."
These people are f***ing insane - and so are we, for putting up with it.
So, it's a follow-up on Portugal needing a 'bailout'.
And the line we take issue with, Osborne (you prat, if you're listening), is this one:
"The Chancellor last night insisted that Portugal’s fate demonstrated that Britain would be ‘playing Russian roulette’ with the economy if it did not press ahead with painful spending cuts and tax rises to restore the public finances to health."
But that's utter bollocks.
There is NO reduction in spending and borrowing.
Everything that has been cut from public services - barely anything as a percentage - has been negated as a spending cut by:
War of aggression against Libya (on behalf of Al-Qaeda)
Handouts of multi-billion pound proportions to India and Pakistan
The bailout of Ireland and Greece (and soon to come Portugal)
The European Union
So, any painful austerity that the people of Britain are feeling does not serve the purpose of reducing national debt.
The 'austerity' and 'the cuts' is actually OUR money being diverted away from us towards globalist bankers and projects variably headed 'supranational government'.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
We are told today that: "our national debt stands at £3.6trillion, or £138,360 per household."
We're being looted, and it's being marketed as 'austerity' and 'the cuts'.
Just as 'the credit crunch' was a Labour slogan for grand theft on an unimaginable scale by globalist bankers and supranational government.
Now, such an assertion would once have been dismissed as bordering on the promotion of a 'conspiracy theory'.
Not any longer... it's in all the mainstream newspapers, if only people would take the time to read across an array of them and comprehend what they are reading.
So, Greece... gone. Ireland... gone. Portugal... gone.
Next up Spain and Italy.
And, as if these wicked globalist bankers and supranational political elites hadn't caused British people enough hardship already, what do we see in the Daily Express today?
The newspaper reports: "BRITAIN could face a swingeing rise in VAT and a punishing “green” tax on energy bills under a new EU funding plan, it emerged last night. The proposed shake-up would give Eurocrats sweeping powers to slap indirect taxes on Europe’s 500 million citizens to raise more cash for Brussels coffers."
These people are f***ing insane - and so are we, for putting up with it.
Thursday, 7 April 2011
Criminal acts against the people: Portugal asks for a bailout
If a comment on the highly respected Open Europe blog is accurate, then it would appear that the people of Portugal have just been subjected to one of the most wicked lootings of all time.
Just yesterday, (our emphasis below) the Open Europe blog noted that:
Got that? Clearly, the implication is that the Portugese people have been robbed of their pensions DIRECTLY as a result of globalist bankers and an attempt by the political class to continue on their road to a one world government - European Empire branch at this stage.
No sooner had that nasty little move with people's pensions - according to it anyway - been completed and, lo and behold...
"Portugal's prime minister has said his country will ask for a bailout due to its high debts and difficulty raising money on international markets," reports the Evening Standard.
So, they loot the pensions and THEN invite the EU and IMF in to complete the takeover?
Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm misinterpreting, maybe I read too many alternative news sources... but it seems to me that a seriously wicked act of supreme criminal proportions is being enacted against the Portugese people here.
Oh... and don't forget. We, the people of Britain are about to fall victim to the same crime.
From The Independent:
Anyone fancy taking to the streets in protest, if Osborne dares say anything other than FU-EU..?
Not that he will. He does - like Labour's Peter Mandelson - swan around on yachts with a Rothschild.
Just yesterday, (our emphasis below) the Open Europe blog noted that:
Portugal held another short term bond auction, which raised €1bn but at 5.9% for a one year loan (at that interest rate you could get a €70bn bailout from the EU/IMF). To add insult to injury Portuguese banks announced they would stop buying Portuguese government bonds (because even they have accepted that the debt will be restructured). In case you were wondering, it looks like the Portuguese social security fund bought most of the debt on offer today, meaning that when it gets restructured a large chunk of the populations’ retirement capital will be wiped out.
Got that? Clearly, the implication is that the Portugese people have been robbed of their pensions DIRECTLY as a result of globalist bankers and an attempt by the political class to continue on their road to a one world government - European Empire branch at this stage.
No sooner had that nasty little move with people's pensions - according to it anyway - been completed and, lo and behold...
"Portugal's prime minister has said his country will ask for a bailout due to its high debts and difficulty raising money on international markets," reports the Evening Standard.
So, they loot the pensions and THEN invite the EU and IMF in to complete the takeover?
Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm misinterpreting, maybe I read too many alternative news sources... but it seems to me that a seriously wicked act of supreme criminal proportions is being enacted against the Portugese people here.
Oh... and don't forget. We, the people of Britain are about to fall victim to the same crime.
From The Independent:
Despite never having joined the eurozone and after an explicit guarantee by the chancellor, George Osborne, of no further aid to the eurozone after a loan to Ireland last year, the UK will be liable for at least £3bn to help fund the Portuguese rescue.
Anyone fancy taking to the streets in protest, if Osborne dares say anything other than FU-EU..?
Not that he will. He does - like Labour's Peter Mandelson - swan around on yachts with a Rothschild.
Wednesday, 6 April 2011
Oi! Anti-cuts protestors... a BILLION quid do ya? Cameron's found it!
So... anti-cuts protestors.
Guessing you'd like some money spent on you, huh?
Well, you can't have the £50 million a day we give to the European Union.
Nor can you have the tens of billions we're giving to Greece and Ireland.
And we've got to keep another few billions back in case Portugal goes belly-up (it will).
As for the hundreds and hundreds of kazillions that the banks looted from us, you can forget ever seeing that again.
But! We're sure you'd like ONE BILLION POUND, huh?
What could you buy with that?
How about 4m school places and 8,000 teachers..?
Marvellous!?
Well guess what..? David Cameron has found the money!
He WILL give ONE BILLION QUID for those 4m school places and 8,000 teachers, just as you wanted!
Oh, the joy and rapture! What a sweet day!
Oh, hang on a minute... there's some small print down here. What's that say?
Oh... bollocks. It's not for you after all.
Nope, David Cameron is giving ONE BILLION POUND of OUR money away to fund 4m school places and 8,000 teachers... in Pakistan.
And he does actually mean that he's giving your money to the real Pakistan, the country, not any failed-to-integrate section of the UK population.
Apparently, this will prevent terrorism.
Though quite who will commit acts of terror is unclear, seeing as we're now spending hundreds of millions of pounds fighting wars on behalf of Al-Qaeda in Libya.
What a ridiculous, parallel universe I appear to have woken up in... oh well, let's all have a race to the bottom in the great wealth redistribution merry-go-round.
Gruel, anyone?
Note: The original report on The Guardian now has a footer which reads: "This article was amended on 6 April 2011. The original stated that Britain had promised £950m in aid to fund 4 million school places and 8,000 teachers. This was incorrect. The UK has actually promised £650m in funding, which will help to train an additional 90,000 teachers."
That makes all the difference, then. Not.
Guessing you'd like some money spent on you, huh?
Well, you can't have the £50 million a day we give to the European Union.
Nor can you have the tens of billions we're giving to Greece and Ireland.
And we've got to keep another few billions back in case Portugal goes belly-up (it will).
As for the hundreds and hundreds of kazillions that the banks looted from us, you can forget ever seeing that again.
But! We're sure you'd like ONE BILLION POUND, huh?
What could you buy with that?
How about 4m school places and 8,000 teachers..?
Marvellous!?
Well guess what..? David Cameron has found the money!
He WILL give ONE BILLION QUID for those 4m school places and 8,000 teachers, just as you wanted!
Oh, the joy and rapture! What a sweet day!
Oh, hang on a minute... there's some small print down here. What's that say?
Oh... bollocks. It's not for you after all.
Nope, David Cameron is giving ONE BILLION POUND of OUR money away to fund 4m school places and 8,000 teachers... in Pakistan.
And he does actually mean that he's giving your money to the real Pakistan, the country, not any failed-to-integrate section of the UK population.
Apparently, this will prevent terrorism.
Though quite who will commit acts of terror is unclear, seeing as we're now spending hundreds of millions of pounds fighting wars on behalf of Al-Qaeda in Libya.
What a ridiculous, parallel universe I appear to have woken up in... oh well, let's all have a race to the bottom in the great wealth redistribution merry-go-round.
Gruel, anyone?
Note: The original report on The Guardian now has a footer which reads: "This article was amended on 6 April 2011. The original stated that Britain had promised £950m in aid to fund 4 million school places and 8,000 teachers. This was incorrect. The UK has actually promised £650m in funding, which will help to train an additional 90,000 teachers."
That makes all the difference, then. Not.
Not-so-vital statistics: The census rebellion
Interesting couple of stories on the Daily Express today regarding the census.
First up:
"Seven million households... have failed to fill in and return the census in England and Wales."
All of those are about to be subjected to non-stop door knocking and threats of fines and so on.
But seven millionpeople households (!) is a sizeable rebellion.
Meanwhile:
"ONE in three households in Scotland has so far failed to respond to the census." (H/T: Captain Ranty)
It is true that the majority - if these stats are accurate - have returned something (though we all know a large number of people were intending to send back dodgy information from fairytale land).
That said, the 40% of fail to returns in London isn't far out from the figure in the findings of our poll which found 45.8% of our readers saying they would not return the form.
One of the hilarious things we noticed is that we were mailed last week - in the correct name of every occupant of the Clock Tower - by the 'Yes2AV campaign'. Not that their mail was welcome. But if they know who we all are, you can bet your bottom dollar that the see-all, know-all Big Brother state knows it all already, too. It's ludicrous - given what 'Yes2AV' clearly knows - to have mailed the census to 'The Occupier'. Stop pretending you don't know who we all are, already...
Our next prediction is that an awfully large number of people will be out-while-they're-in between now and the all-clear, sometime around October...
Shouldn't have gone to Lockheed Martin...
First up:
"Seven million households... have failed to fill in and return the census in England and Wales."
All of those are about to be subjected to non-stop door knocking and threats of fines and so on.
But seven million
Meanwhile:
"ONE in three households in Scotland has so far failed to respond to the census." (H/T: Captain Ranty)
It is true that the majority - if these stats are accurate - have returned something (though we all know a large number of people were intending to send back dodgy information from fairytale land).
That said, the 40% of fail to returns in London isn't far out from the figure in the findings of our poll which found 45.8% of our readers saying they would not return the form.
One of the hilarious things we noticed is that we were mailed last week - in the correct name of every occupant of the Clock Tower - by the 'Yes2AV campaign'. Not that their mail was welcome. But if they know who we all are, you can bet your bottom dollar that the see-all, know-all Big Brother state knows it all already, too. It's ludicrous - given what 'Yes2AV' clearly knows - to have mailed the census to 'The Occupier'. Stop pretending you don't know who we all are, already...
Our next prediction is that an awfully large number of people will be out-while-they're-in between now and the all-clear, sometime around October...
Shouldn't have gone to Lockheed Martin...
Quote of the Day: #RonPaul2012 Edition
"Believers in human liberty have played along with this game for too long. They’ve done this for decades. Sometimes they tack right and sometimes they tack left. What they should be doing is upending the game board itself. They need boldly to make that fundamental claim of the old liberal tradition, that society orders itself without the state. Liberty is the answer in every area of life.
This is precisely what Ron Paul does in his amazing book to be released April 19: Liberty Defined: 50 Essential Issues That Affect Our Freedom. It begins with the big themes about what liberty is and what it is not. It is not, for example, something that is created by "public policy." It is not a piece of legislation. It does not emerge from the political process. Precisely the opposite: liberty is the absence of all these things. It is what results in the absence of state interference. Liberty’s only fundamental requirement is that the state let society alone to develop, grow, and prosper."
- Lew Rockwell reviewing Liberty Defined by Ron Paul
#RonPaul2012 - pass it on.
This is precisely what Ron Paul does in his amazing book to be released April 19: Liberty Defined: 50 Essential Issues That Affect Our Freedom. It begins with the big themes about what liberty is and what it is not. It is not, for example, something that is created by "public policy." It is not a piece of legislation. It does not emerge from the political process. Precisely the opposite: liberty is the absence of all these things. It is what results in the absence of state interference. Liberty’s only fundamental requirement is that the state let society alone to develop, grow, and prosper."
- Lew Rockwell reviewing Liberty Defined by Ron Paul
#RonPaul2012 - pass it on.
Tuesday, 5 April 2011
Oh, Betty! Is Paul Nuttall taking the hotpot?
It's not too often I read a news story involving UKIP and blush or cringe.
Yet that was my response to a story in the Daily Express concerning an attempt to give Lancashire Hotpot 'protected' status under EU law.
Protected status? Sure, Betty might need to retire from the Rover's Return one day, but I wasn't aware that the Lancashire Hotpot was under threat...
So, I asked myself, which ridiculous EU idiot was behind this bizarre development?
Ummm.... UKIP's Paul Nuttall.
The newspaper quotes him as saying: "I am pressing the EU Parliament to ensure Lancashire hotpot becomes the latest and must only be made in the county. Following PGI status being granted any other stew produced in future must be called stew or casserole but never Lancashire hotpot."
One can only assume that Paul is taking the pis... hotpot out of the European Union, showing us all just how pointless an organisation the anti-democratic dictatorship really is.
And if it is a send up, I'm amused. Though we did check his website and there's no indicator that the newspaper have picked up on a now out-of-date April Fool joke.
If he is actually serious, then I think it's shameful. There are far more serious issues to be getting concerned over.
For example, I think it's outrageous that the Black Country pork scratching is under threat from foreign imitators.
I propose that the European Union make a law giving the Black Country pork scratching legally protected status and, in future, only a product made within five miles of Tipton will be allowed to call itself an authentic Black Country pork scratching.
Anything else must use the name 'seasoned pork derived teeth crackers'.
But, absurdities aside, I do hope that UKIP sticks to initiatives and policies which help the party to be taken seriously.
Else make it abundantly clear that one is taking the hotpot.
Yet that was my response to a story in the Daily Express concerning an attempt to give Lancashire Hotpot 'protected' status under EU law.
Protected status? Sure, Betty might need to retire from the Rover's Return one day, but I wasn't aware that the Lancashire Hotpot was under threat...
So, I asked myself, which ridiculous EU idiot was behind this bizarre development?
Ummm.... UKIP's Paul Nuttall.
The newspaper quotes him as saying: "I am pressing the EU Parliament to ensure Lancashire hotpot becomes the latest and must only be made in the county. Following PGI status being granted any other stew produced in future must be called stew or casserole but never Lancashire hotpot."
One can only assume that Paul is taking the pis... hotpot out of the European Union, showing us all just how pointless an organisation the anti-democratic dictatorship really is.
And if it is a send up, I'm amused. Though we did check his website and there's no indicator that the newspaper have picked up on a now out-of-date April Fool joke.
If he is actually serious, then I think it's shameful. There are far more serious issues to be getting concerned over.
For example, I think it's outrageous that the Black Country pork scratching is under threat from foreign imitators.
I propose that the European Union make a law giving the Black Country pork scratching legally protected status and, in future, only a product made within five miles of Tipton will be allowed to call itself an authentic Black Country pork scratching.
Anything else must use the name 'seasoned pork derived teeth crackers'.
But, absurdities aside, I do hope that UKIP sticks to initiatives and policies which help the party to be taken seriously.
Else make it abundantly clear that one is taking the hotpot.
Sunday, 3 April 2011
Sunday Paper Review: 3rd April 2011
Many of you will have seen the satirical political observation on the internet, an assertion that the initials 'CIA' stand for 'Cocaine Import Agency'.
It's not actually the CIA at the centre of our first story, but the revelations are of a similarly ground-shattering proportion.
It is a report in The Observer which goes into some depth to demonstrate how one of the biggest banks in the United States, Wachovia, was allegedly involved in multi-billion dollar money laundering practises linked to murderous Mexican drug cartels.
A very detailed article, we recommend putting a good twenty minutes aside to read the story closely.
The things that go on, conducted by the establishment, huh?
As one of our best arms customers, Libya, remains the target of unjustified military aggression endorsed by the global government flag of the United Nations, the misery continues unchecked in Ivory Coast.
The Independent on Sunday reports how "a respected Roman Catholic charity [has] claimed that more than 1,000 people had been shot and hacked to death in just one western town."
The report also contains an assessment of the situation issued by Human Rights Watch which details how: "The abuses include targeted killings, enforced disappearances, politically motivated rapes, and unlawful use of lethal force against unarmed demonstrators. These abuses, committed over a four-month period by security forces under the control of Gbagbo and militias loyal to him, may rise to the level of crimes against humanity."
And what is Cast Iron, Call Me Dave doing about it? What is Nobel Peace Prize winning anti-war, three-war President Obama doing about it? What is the political and physical pygmy Sarkozy doing about it? What are the anti-democratic goofsome twosome von Rumpy-Pumpy and Cathy 'CND' Ashton doing about it?
Where is their 'no fly zone'..?
Too busy fighting wars, helping their best friends Al-Qaeda in Libya - that's where.
If only one of those who have been hacked to death in Ivory Coast knew where the nation's oil was... or where Saddam's fictitious weapons of mass destruction remain (un)hidden. [Sales racks of BAe Systems and Lockheed Martin, perhaps? - Ed.]
The Sunday Telegraph profiles a guy who they describe as "behind the violent breakaway cuts protests" in London last weekend and reveal him to be "the son of Jonathan Upton, Labour's head of corporate development when Mr Blair became Prime Minister in 1997."
With such seemingly strong Labour Party links and ties, we so desperately wanted to disapprove of the guy in question - Jack Upton.
However, it is difficult to do anything other than at least show some mutual respect for a man who, we are told later in the report, later Tweeted: "Ed Milliband (sic). Doesn't matter what you say, you are a f****** c***." and added: "Ed Milliband (sic) - this is how it feels to be an irrelevance."
Yup, hard to disagree with the man there so we'll let him pass without further probing or criticism, despite our strong belief in the view that smashing things up is no answer to anything.
Another irrelevance are the Liberal Democrats. However, we thought we'd mention them in passing. The Mail on Sunday has a report suggesting Nick Clegg might suffer a leadership challenge with Chris Huhne (an even more hated prat than Nick Clegg) and Tim Farron asserted as being "on manoeuvres" to oust Clegg.
Clegg should be okay, though. There's no way the European Empire will allow their quisling place man to be removed. Not unless they've found an even better one, hey Cleggy?
Another old has-been, useless fart is getting attention of the wrong kind in The People. The tabloid publishes a table revealing: "THE number of times the highest earning MPs in the Commons have turned up to vote since May 2010".
Can you guess who is top of their list of shame? Go on... bet you can't...
"Gordon Brown 11%".
The workshy, scroungers, benefits claimants and the Labour Party, huh?
Meanwhile, the government has managed to find something else to ban. You thought it impossible - that everything was banned already, didn't you? Wrong! Our ever clever government has found another new thing to ban - thus justifying the fact that we might still need their irrelevant jobs after all!
So, which threat to the survival of the human race is it facing the chop this time? They've done smoking, they've done drinking, they've done salt, they've done central heating...
Step forward... travelling circuses! So desperate are the government for something to do, Caroline Spelman will seek to ban "elephants, tigers, lions, camels and other exotic creatures" from travelling Big Tops in Britain. The Sunday Express has the rest on the latest wacky plan.
Stop sniggering at the back. They must have run out of things to ban after this one, surely?
It's not actually the CIA at the centre of our first story, but the revelations are of a similarly ground-shattering proportion.
It is a report in The Observer which goes into some depth to demonstrate how one of the biggest banks in the United States, Wachovia, was allegedly involved in multi-billion dollar money laundering practises linked to murderous Mexican drug cartels.
A very detailed article, we recommend putting a good twenty minutes aside to read the story closely.
The things that go on, conducted by the establishment, huh?
As one of our best arms customers, Libya, remains the target of unjustified military aggression endorsed by the global government flag of the United Nations, the misery continues unchecked in Ivory Coast.
The Independent on Sunday reports how "a respected Roman Catholic charity [has] claimed that more than 1,000 people had been shot and hacked to death in just one western town."
The report also contains an assessment of the situation issued by Human Rights Watch which details how: "The abuses include targeted killings, enforced disappearances, politically motivated rapes, and unlawful use of lethal force against unarmed demonstrators. These abuses, committed over a four-month period by security forces under the control of Gbagbo and militias loyal to him, may rise to the level of crimes against humanity."
And what is Cast Iron, Call Me Dave doing about it? What is Nobel Peace Prize winning anti-war, three-war President Obama doing about it? What is the political and physical pygmy Sarkozy doing about it? What are the anti-democratic goofsome twosome von Rumpy-Pumpy and Cathy 'CND' Ashton doing about it?
Where is their 'no fly zone'..?
Too busy fighting wars, helping their best friends Al-Qaeda in Libya - that's where.
If only one of those who have been hacked to death in Ivory Coast knew where the nation's oil was... or where Saddam's fictitious weapons of mass destruction remain (un)hidden. [Sales racks of BAe Systems and Lockheed Martin, perhaps? - Ed.]
The Sunday Telegraph profiles a guy who they describe as "behind the violent breakaway cuts protests" in London last weekend and reveal him to be "the son of Jonathan Upton, Labour's head of corporate development when Mr Blair became Prime Minister in 1997."
With such seemingly strong Labour Party links and ties, we so desperately wanted to disapprove of the guy in question - Jack Upton.
However, it is difficult to do anything other than at least show some mutual respect for a man who, we are told later in the report, later Tweeted: "Ed Milliband (sic). Doesn't matter what you say, you are a f****** c***." and added: "Ed Milliband (sic) - this is how it feels to be an irrelevance."
Yup, hard to disagree with the man there so we'll let him pass without further probing or criticism, despite our strong belief in the view that smashing things up is no answer to anything.
Another irrelevance are the Liberal Democrats. However, we thought we'd mention them in passing. The Mail on Sunday has a report suggesting Nick Clegg might suffer a leadership challenge with Chris Huhne (an even more hated prat than Nick Clegg) and Tim Farron asserted as being "on manoeuvres" to oust Clegg.
Clegg should be okay, though. There's no way the European Empire will allow their quisling place man to be removed. Not unless they've found an even better one, hey Cleggy?
Another old has-been, useless fart is getting attention of the wrong kind in The People. The tabloid publishes a table revealing: "THE number of times the highest earning MPs in the Commons have turned up to vote since May 2010".
Can you guess who is top of their list of shame? Go on... bet you can't...
"Gordon Brown 11%".
The workshy, scroungers, benefits claimants and the Labour Party, huh?
Meanwhile, the government has managed to find something else to ban. You thought it impossible - that everything was banned already, didn't you? Wrong! Our ever clever government has found another new thing to ban - thus justifying the fact that we might still need their irrelevant jobs after all!
So, which threat to the survival of the human race is it facing the chop this time? They've done smoking, they've done drinking, they've done salt, they've done central heating...
Step forward... travelling circuses! So desperate are the government for something to do, Caroline Spelman will seek to ban "elephants, tigers, lions, camels and other exotic creatures" from travelling Big Tops in Britain. The Sunday Express has the rest on the latest wacky plan.
Stop sniggering at the back. They must have run out of things to ban after this one, surely?
Friday, 1 April 2011
The Conservative and (European) Unionist Party: An Apology
This morning, we ran an April Fool gag claiming that 'Call Me Dave' Cameron had agreed to an 'In-Out Referendum' after pressure from the 1922 Committee.
Although we did make it clear in the same post that it was a joke, we would like to apologise to anybody who got their hopes up.
That said, anybody who believes that the Treacherous Tories and their tiny band of Timid Tory Eu-sceptic backbenchers might deliver on their patriotic promises deserves to be made to feel a fool.
If you fell for such an obvious April Fool joke, you deserve all you get.
You're probably one of those people who fell for the Conservative Party manifesto and still believe in Dave's 'cast iron' guarantee, huh?
Don't say you went and voted for them, too? You did? Oh dear!
Our enlightened readers probably saw straight through our gag.
But we apologise to anybody who did get their hopes up.
However, if you still believe that the Conservative and (European) Unionist Party will repatriate powers and sovereignty, then you are an easy, gullible target, huh?
Although we did make it clear in the same post that it was a joke, we would like to apologise to anybody who got their hopes up.
That said, anybody who believes that the Treacherous Tories and their tiny band of Timid Tory Eu-sceptic backbenchers might deliver on their patriotic promises deserves to be made to feel a fool.
If you fell for such an obvious April Fool joke, you deserve all you get.
You're probably one of those people who fell for the Conservative Party manifesto and still believe in Dave's 'cast iron' guarantee, huh?
Don't say you went and voted for them, too? You did? Oh dear!
Our enlightened readers probably saw straight through our gag.
But we apologise to anybody who did get their hopes up.
However, if you still believe that the Conservative and (European) Unionist Party will repatriate powers and sovereignty, then you are an easy, gullible target, huh?
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